Giving up smoking is the easiest thing in the world. I know because I've done it thousands of times.
I used to smoke two packs a day and I just hate being a nonsmoker.... but I will never consider myself a nonsmoker because I always find smokers the most interesting people at the table.
I know a man who gave up smoking, drinking, sex, and rich food. He was healthy right up to the day he killed himself.
I have made it a rule never to smoke more than one cigar at a time.
Remember, if you smoke after sex you're doing it too fast.
There are some circles in America where it seems to be more socially acceptable to carry a hand-gun than a packet of cigarettes.
I now have absolute proof that smoking even one marijuana cigarette is equal in brain damage to being on Bikini Island during an H-bomb blast
If I cannot smoke in heaven, then I shall not go.
A woman is only a woman, but a good cigar is a smoke.
Smoking kills. If you're killed, you've lost a very important part of your life.
People always come up to me and say that my smoking is bothering them....well it's killing me!
Nicotine patches are great. Stick one over each eye and you can't find your fags.
If I had taken my doctor's advice and quit smoking when he advised me to, I wouldn't have lived to go to his funeral.
Smoking is one of the leading causes of all statistics.
If we see you smoking we will assume you are on fire and take appropriate action.
You must have a cigarette. A cigarette is the perfect type of a perfect pleasure. It is exquisite, and it leaves one unsatisfied. What more can one want?
There's something luxurious about having a girl light your cigarette. In fact, I got married once on account of that.
A cigarette is the only consumer product which when used as directed kills its consumer.
Good food, good sex, good digestion, good sleep: to these basic animal pleasures, man has added nothing but the good cigarette.
I tried to stop smoking cigarettes by telling myself I just didn't want to smoke, but I didn't believe myself
For the first time in history, sex is more dangerous than the cigarette afterward.
I thought I couldn't afford to take her out and smoke as well. So I gave up cigarettes. Then I took her out and one day I looked at her and thought: 'Oh well,' and I went back to smoking again, and that was better.
A custom loathsome to the eye, hateful to the nose, harmful to the brain, dangerous to the lungs, and in the black, stinking fume thereof nearest resembling the horrible Stygian smoke of the pit that is bottomless.
I kissed my first girl and smoked my first cigarette on the same day. I haven't had time for tobacco since.
He who doth not smoke hath either known no great griefs, or refuseth himself the softest consolation, next to that which comes from heaven.
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