As you walk down the fairway of life you must smell the roses, for you only get to play one round.
At first a golfer excuses a dismal performance by claiming bad lies. With experience, he covers up with better ones.
Don't let the bad shots get to you. Don't let yourself become angry. The true scramblers are thick-skinned. And they always beat the whiners.
The best putting advice I ever received was make sure you concentrate real hard on keeping that darn ball real low
The only time I talk on the golf course is to my caddie. And then only to complain when he gives me the wrong club.
Mary had a little putt, she needed it for par. Mary has a second putt...the first one went too far!
I try to build courses for the most enjoyment by the greatest number.
Golf puts a man's character on the anvil and his richest qualities - patience, poise, restraint - to the flame.
I always said that if they have a golf course like this in heaven, I want to be the head pro.
I regard golf as an expensive way of playing marbles.
They call it golf because all the other four-letter words were taken.
I know I am getting better at golf because I am hitting fewer spectators.
The only time my prayers are never answered is on the golf course.
Watching Phil Mickelson play golf is like watching a drunk chasing a balloon near the edge of a cliff.
Golf is a game that is played on a five-inch course
Luck is predictable; the harder you work, the luckier you get.
A good golf course makes you want to play so badly that you hardly have the time to change your shoes.
The formula for success is simple: practice and concentration then more practice and more concentration.
You can't win them all but you can try.
It's a funny thing, the more I practice the luckier I get.
In golf I am one under; one under a tree, one under a rock, and one under a bush.
I believe nicotine plus caffeine equals protein.
Retire to what? I'm a golfer and a fisherman. I've got no place to retire to.
The more I practice, the luckier I get.
A kid grows up a lot faster on the golf course. Golf teaches you how to behave.
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