Golf Quotes - Page 15

• I look into eyes, shake their hand, pat their back, and wish them luck, but I am thinking, I am going to bury you.

  Seve Ballesteros

  Funny, Humorous, Eye

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• The real reason your pro tells you to keep your head down is so you can't see him laughing at you.

  Phyllis Diller

  Retirement, Real, Laughing

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• The only thing in my bag that works is the bug spray.

  Bruce Lansky

  Bags, Bugs, Spray

  Bruce Lansky (2011). “Golf, It's Just a Game: The Best Quotes & Cartoons About Golf”, p.21, Simon and Schuster

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• Not even Barbra Streisand celebrates herself as tirelessly as golf celebrates itself.

  Bruce McCall

  Celebrate, Streisand

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• A great deal of unnecessarily bad golf is played in this world.

  Harry Vardon

  World, This World, Deals

  Harry Vardon (1922). “Progressive Golf”

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• To quit between tee and green is more habit-forming than drinking a highball before breakfast.

  Sam Snead

  Drinking, Breakfast, Green

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• Some golfers blast their ball from traps, With one adroit explosion, But others, out in ten perhaps, Depend upon erosion.

  Richard Armour

  Erosion, Balls, Explosions

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• John certainly gives it a good hit, doesn't he? My Sunday best is a Wednesday afternoon compared to him.

  Nick Faldo

  Sunday, Giving, Afternoon

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• I screwed up. It's all on me. I know that...All these hiccups I have, they must be for a reason. All this is just a test. I just don't know what the test is yet.

  Greg Norman

  Hiccups, Tests, Reason

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• But you don't have to go up in the stands and play your foul balls. I do.

  Sam Snead

  Play, Balls, Foul

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• The number eighteen is symbolically meaningful because it is the numerical equivalent of the Hebrew word chai, which means life.

  Michael Bamberger

  Meaningful, Numbers, Hebrew

  Michael Bamberger (2005). “To the Linksland: A Golfing Adventure”, Gotham

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• Golf is a game in which you claim the privileges of age, and retain the playthings of childhood.

  Samuel Johnson

  Games, Childhood, Age

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• All I want to do is do my shows and play golf.

  Mickey Gilley

  Play, Want, Shows

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• Trevino is in a league by himself. We don't even count him. We figure when you come in second, you're a winner.

  Chi Chi Rodriguez

  League, Winner, Figures

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• What's the point of washing off your ball when teeing off on a water hole?

  Bruce Lansky

  Water, Balls, Holes

  Bruce Lansky (2011). “Golf, It's Just a Game: The Best Quotes & Cartoons About Golf”, p.64, Simon and Schuster

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• If I ever make a hole in one, A thrill that I've never known, I won't be believed and I'll have no fun, For I'm sure to be playing alone.

  Richard Armour

  Fun, Thrill, Holes

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• Bad Sausage and five bogeys will give you a stomach ache every time.

  Miller Barber

  Giving, Sausage, Ache

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• Who watches golf on TV? Who calls eight friends over and gets a keg of beer? Landscapers, I guess. They sit around the TV, yelling, "Will you look at that golf path?Pure pea gravel."

  Jeff Cesario

  Beer, Yelling, Eight

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• Yeah, after each of my downhill putts.

  Homero Blancas

  Yeah, Golfers, Golfing

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• I mean, I can actually say goodbye to the game of golf, never hit another golf shot the rest of my life and I'd be happy because I can get back in life without any rotation.

  Greg Norman

  Goodbye, Farewell, Mean

  "Biography/ Personal Quotes". www.imdb.com.

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• This golfer has a wicked slice. And quite a follow-through. That's why his partner, who stood too close, Is on the green in two.

  Richard Armour

  Two, Wicked, Green

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• Golf is a spiritual game. It's like Zen. You have to let your mind take over.

  Amy Alcott

  Spiritual, Games, Mind

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• Got more dirt than ball. Here we go again.

  Alan Shepard

  Balls, Dirt, Here We Go Again

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  You're only here for a short visit. Don't hurry, don't worry. And be sure to smell the flowers along the way.

  Walter Hagen

  Inspirational, Life, Attitude

  The Walter Hagen Story ch. 32 (1956)

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• I used to go to the driving range to practice driving without slicing. Now I go to practice slicing without swearing.

  Bruce Lansky

  Practice, Driving, Used

  Bruce Lansky (2011). “Golf, It's Just a Game: The Best Quotes & Cartoons About Golf”, p.32, Simon and Schuster

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