Happiness is a long walk with a putter.
Hit it hard. It will land somewhere.
No matter what happens - never give up a hole....In tossing in your cards after a bad beginning you also undermine your whole game, because to quit between tee and green is more habit-forming than drinking a highball before breakfast.
No one who ever had lessons would have a swing like mine.
I'm hitting the driver so good I gotta dial the operator for long distance after I hit it.
Never take a mulligan on a par 3. A "hole in three" is not a fun story to relive.
Trouble is bad to get into but fun to get out of. If you're in trouble, eighty percent of the time there's a way out. If you can see the ball, you can probably hit it; and if you can hit it, you can move it; and if you can move it, you might be able to knock it in the hole. At least it's fun to try.
Talking about golf is always boring. Playing golf can be interesting, but not the part where you try to hit the little ball; only the part where you drive the cart.
When I play my best golf, I feel as if I'm in a fog, standing back watching the earth in orbit with a golf club in my hands.
Little Bobby Jones of Atlanta is really a fine player, and shows every indication of becoming a tremendous great one, once he is master of himself, which must come with maturity.
There are two basic rules which should never be broken. Be subtle. And don't, for God's sake, try to do business with anyone who's having a bad game.
They were real golfers, for real golf is a thing of the spirit, not of mere mechanical excellence of stroke.
The rules are simple and easily understood by anyone who has once seen the game, but to the totally uninitiated they appear to be hopelessly unintelligible.
Some golfers fantasize about playing in a foursome with Arnold Palmer, Jack Nicklaus, and Sam Snead. The way I hit I'd rather play in a foursome with Helen Keller, Ray Charles, and Stevie Wonder.
The putter looks like a bunch of nuts and bolts welded together, but the ball goes in the hole.
In tennis, you can make a couple of mistakes and still win. Not in golf. I played three rounds in that Tahoe event, and I was drained. Mentally, not physically.
I am relying on the theory that playing golf is just like riding a bike and that I haven't forgotten how.
I play a lot of charity golf mainly. I'm a bandit 18 if I play two or three times a week.
A typical day in the life of a heavy metal musician consists of a round of golf and an AA meeting.
We were all born with webbed feet and a golf club in our hand.
The life of the golfer is not all gloom; There's always the lies in the locker room.
After you have the basics down it's all mental.
I was shooting in the low 70s and 60s by the time I was twelve. That's the great thing about golf. It doesn't matter how old or young you are; if you're 90 and can shoot a good score, people will want to play with you.
I just hitch up my girdle and let 'er fly.
One of the things my dad kept instilling in me was the joy of the game. He made it fun for me. A lot of the time I see kids that don't enjoy being out there and that's a shame; you're supposed to enjoy the game.
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