I want a man who's kind and understanding. Is that too much to ask of a millionaire?
Better to have loved and lost than to live with regret.
Men always want to be a woman's first love - women like to be a man's last romance.
No one will ever win the battle of the sexes; there's too much fraternizing with the enemy.
Today is Valentine's Day - or, as men like to call it, Extortion Day!
The poor wish to be rich, the rich wish to be happy, the single wish to be married, and the married wish to be dead.
Love is like an hourglass, with the heart filling up as the brain empties.
I love being married. It's so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life.
All you need is love. But a little chocolate now and then doesn't hurt.
Love is much nicer to be in than an automobile accident, a tight girdle, a higher tax bracket or a holding pattern over Philadelphia.
Always get married in the morning. That way if it doesn't work out, you haven't wasted the whole day.
What the world really needs is more love and less paper work.
Like I've always said, love wouldn't be blind if the braille weren't so damned much fun.
Never go to bed mad. Stay up and fight.
Love: A temporary insanity curable by marriage.
I claim there ain't Another Saint As great as Valentine.
Husbands are like fires - they go out when they're left unattended.
True love comes quietly, without banners or flashing lights. If you hear bells, get your ears checked.
Love is a game that two can play and both win.
One should always be in love. That is the reason one should never marry.
Men have died from time to time, and worms have eaten them, but not for love.
Behind every successful man is a woman, behind her is his wife.
Women marry men hoping they will change. Men marry women hoping they will not.
If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?
It's better to have loved and lost than to have to do forty pounds of laundry a week.
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