Sarcasm Quotes - Page 9

• In Lubbock, we grew up with two main things: God loves you and he's gonna send you to hell, and that sex is bad and dirty and nasty and awful and you should save it for the one you love.

  Butch Hancock

  Sarcastic, Sex, Love You

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• Why was I born with such contemporaries?

  Oscar Wilde

  Sarcastic, Book, Beer

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• I have my own views about Nature's methods, though I feel that it is rather like a beetle giving his

  Arthur Conan Doyle

  Nature, Humorous, Views

  Sir Arthur Conan Doyle (2010). “The Stark Munro Letters”, p.92, The Floating Press

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• I thought the line 'I am the daughter of the former governor of Alaska' was very funny. I think the word is 'sarcasm.' In my family we think laughing is good. My parents raised me to have a sense of humor and to live a normal life.

  Andrea Fay Friedman

  Daughter, Thinking, Alaska

  "'Family Guy' actress with Down Syndrome, Andrea Fay Friedman, fires back at Sarah Palin" by Nail Nagraj, www.nydailynews.com. February 19, 2010.

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  There's a fine line between fishing and just standing on the shore like an idiot.

  Steven Wright

  Funny, Sports, Sarcastic

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• Most vegetarians look so much like the food they eat that they can be classified as cannibals.

  Finley Peter Dunne

  Sarcastic, Food, Looks

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• Mrs. Landingham, does the President have free time this morning? The President has nothing but free time, Toby. Right now he's in the residence eating Cheerios and enjoying Regis and Kathie Lee. Should I get him for you? Sarcasm's a disturbing thing coming from a woman of your age, Mrs. Landingham. What age would that be, Toby? Late twenties? Atta boy.

  Aaron Sorkin

  Morning, Boys, Age

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• Don't give a woman advice; one should never give a woman anything she can't wear in the evening.

  Oscar Wilde

  Funny, Sarcastic, Spiritual

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• The basis of action is lack of imagination. It is the last resource of those who know not how to dream.

  Oscar Wilde

  Funny, Sarcastic, Dream

  Oscar Wilde (2012). “Epigrams”, p.102, BoD – Books on Demand

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• This music won't do. There's not enough sarcasm in it.

  Samuel Goldwyn

  Music, Sarcastic, Enough

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• Getting married is like trading in the adoration of many for the sarcasm of one.

  Mae West

  Marriage, Sarcastic, Witty

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• If you can find something everyone agrees on, it's wrong.

  Mo Udall

  Sarcastic, Vaccines, Conflict

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• When I first started writing, I was living in England and I had that uniquely English sense of sarcasm, which has definitely seemed to have left me. I am a naturalized American and my sensibility has become far more American.

  Jane Green

  Sarcastic, Writing, Firsts

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• The perfect love affair is one which is conducted entirely by post.

  George Bernard Shaw

  Love, Funny, Humor

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• I would like to take you seriously, but to do so would be an affront to your intelligence.

  George Bernard Shaw

  Sarcastic, Would Be, Affront

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• It is dangerous to be sincere unless you are also stupid.

  George Bernard Shaw

  Wise, Witty, Stupid

  Man and Superman (1903) "Maxims for Revolutionists: Stray Sayings"

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• Krzhizhanovsky wanted to perform imaginary experiments with the nature of time and space. Outside, in the streets, the Communist state was busy performing such experiments for real. In response, Krzhizhanovsky's prose has a recklessly unstable tone in which delighted examination of impossible worlds can slip into ferocious political sarcasm.... It is a method for investigating how much unreality reality can bear.

  Adam Thirlwell

  Real, Space, Political

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• There are several differences between a footballl game and a revolution. For one thing, a football game usually lasts longer and the participants wear uniforms. Also there are more injuries at a football game.

  Alfred Hitchcock

  Sarcastic, Football, Games

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• I’ve noticed that one thing about parents is that no matter what stage your child is in, the parents who have older children always tell you the next stage is worse.

  Dave Barry

  Funny, Sarcastic, Children

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• For some reason that only a sociologist might be able to accurately explain, the Brazilian Press was extremely unkind to me, reporting only selective derogatory untruthful rumors (some of which are still around), harsh criticism, and unwarranted sarcasm. I was very hurt by this. It was such great disappointment... When I came back from Brazil at that time, I made a promise to myself that I would never, ever again sing in Brazil. So far [as of 2002], I have kept this promise, having declined each and every invitation or proposals to perform in Brazil. Once was enough!

  Astrud Gilberto

  Music, Hurt, Disappointment

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• I squirm when I see athletes praying before a game. Don't they realize that if God took sports seriously he never would have created George Steinbrenner.

  Mark Russell

  Sports, Sarcastic, Athlete

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• Sufficiently advanced political correctness is indistinguishable from sarcasm.

  Erik Naggum

  Political, Political Correctness, Correctness

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• If there is no sarcasm, there's no true love towards the mankind

  Dmitry Pisarev

  Mankind, Ifs

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• Art must always remain earnest... Art must be serious, no sarcasm, comedy. One does not laugh at a loved one.

  Arshile Gorky

  Art, Laughing, Doe

  University of Texas at Austin. University Art Museum, Arshile Gorky (1975). “Arshile Gorky: drawings to paintings”

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• Everything comes to him who waits, except a loaned book.

  Kin Hubbard

  Funny, Sarcastic, Book

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