Sarcasm Quotes - Page 11

• I'll be spending the holidays with my family. Nothing special, just some light bickering and biting sarcasm.

  Ray Romano

  Holiday, Light, Special

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• People went out there and they wrote articles and went on television shows saying that I am an operative that the CIA who used Jon Stewart to recruit me. So Jon Stewart, who actually - a guy from America was used by the CIA in order to recruit me for the CIA and be - make me a CIA agent to use sarcasm to bring down the government and bring down the country because this was all, of course, part of a worldwide conspiracy against the country.

  Bassem Youssef

  Country, Government, Order

  "Egyptian Jon Stewart' Bassem Youssef Will Now Satirize U.S. Democracy". "Fresh Air" with Terry Gross, www.npr.org. February 3, 2016.

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• I like a girl who's smart, they have to be able to grasp witty sarcasm.

  Eyedea

  Girl, Witty, Smart

  Source: kandisknightpr.blogspot.com

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• When I first started writing, I was living in England and I had that uniquely English sense of sarcasm, which has definitely seemed to have left me. I am a naturalized American and my sensibility has become far more American.

  Jane Green

  Sarcastic, Writing, Firsts

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• You had to learn at a certain age what sarcasm is, you know?

  Penny Marshall

  Sarcastic, Age, Certain

  Biography/Personal Quotes, www.imdb.com.

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• If you can find something everyone agrees on, it's wrong.

  Mo Udall

  Sarcastic, Vaccines, Conflict

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• If there is no sarcasm, there's no true love towards the mankind

  Dmitry Pisarev

  Mankind, Ifs

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• We had got as far as this, when who should walk in but the gentleman himself, who had been drinking his beer in the taproom and had heard the whole conversation. Who was I? What did I want? What did I mean by asking questions? He had a fine flow of language, and his adjectives were very vigorous.

  Arthur Conan Doyle

  Humorous, Drinking, Mean

  Arthur Conan Doyle, General Press (2016). “The Complete Sherlock Holmes: All 56 Stories & 4 Novels”, p.425, GENERAL PRESS

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• And yet the motives of women are so inscrutable. You remember the woman at Margate whom I suspected for the same reason. No powder on her nose - that proved to be the correct solution. How can you build on such a quicksand? Their most trivial action may mean volumes, or their most extraordinary conduct may depend upon a hairpin or a curling tongs.

  Arthur Conan Doyle

  Humorous, Mean, Noses

  Arthur Conan Doyle (2016). “The Return of Sherlock Holmes”, p.174, My Ebook Publishing House

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• His neighbor is a tooth-drawer. That bag at his girdle is full of the teeth that he drew at Winchester fair. I warrant that there are more sound ones than sorry, for he is quick at his work and a trifle dim in the eye.

  Arthur Conan Doyle

  Sorry, Humorous, Eye

  Arthur Conan Doyle (2015). “The White Company: Sherlock Holmes Collections”, p.36, 谷月社

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• Everything is worth precisely as much as a belch, the difference being that a belch is more satisfying.

  Ingmar Bergman

  Sarcastic, Differences, Satisfying

  "Biography / Personal Quotes". www.imdb.com.

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• There is no such thing as an underestimate of average intelligence.

  Henry Adams

  Sarcastic, Average, Stupidity

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• I don't want to achieve immortality through my work. I want to achieve it through not dying.

  Woody Allen

  Inspirational, Funny, Death

  Quoted in Eric Lax, Woody Allen and His Comedy (1975)

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• The time for action is past! Now is the time for senseless bickering!

  Ashleigh Brilliant

  Sarcastic, Past, Statistics

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  Youth is a wonderful thing. What a crime to waste it on children.

  George Bernard Shaw

  Funny, Happy Birthday, Family

  "Biography/ Personal Quotes". www.imdb.com.

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• Better never than late.

  George Bernard Shaw

  Sarcastic, Time, Chaos

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• I always wanted to be somebody, but now I realize I should have been more specific.

  Lily Tomlin

  Inspirational, Funny, Life

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• About time," Christian said. "Lissa and Adrian get the market share on worrying about you, but they're not the only ones. And someone needs to put Adrian in his place, you know. I can't do it all the time." "Thanks. It kills me to say this, but I missed you too. No one's sarcasm compares to yours in Russia.

  Richelle Mead

  Christian, Russia, Worry

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• You know, Gilan, sarcasm isn't the lowest form of wit. It's not even wit at all." -Halt

  John Flanagan

  Form, Halt, Wit

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• If you want to know the Correct term for me, I'm a Dark-Hunter." Nick digested that word slowly. "Which means what? You hunt darkness?" "Yes, Nick. That's exactly what I do. There's just not enough of it." Now, there was some sarcasm you could cut with a knife.

  Sherrilyn Kenyon

  Mean, Cutting, Dark

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• Am I horny enough to hump a bedpost?" Mica asked. "Not quite yet. Should I consult with you first, Doctor?" Sarcasm lay thick and heavy in her voice. "I believe a consult would be a good idea." Ely nodded with mocking solemnity as Mica lifted herself onto the gurney. "You never know what you may end up hurting if the act isn't done properly.

  Lora Leigh

  Hurt, Believe, Doctors

  Lora Leigh (2011). “Navarro's Promise”, p.141, Penguin

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• With a touch of sarcasm. "Glass is an amazing material. Versatile.

  Maria V. Snyder

  Glasses, Materials, Versatile

  Maria V. Snyder (2013). “Storm Glass”, p.53, Harlequin

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• You aren't worried are you?" "Why should I be worried? It's just another day in the neighborhood. You know - bombs, fires, people shooting at you. Why should I be worried? Especially since we could be clothes shopping or boarding a plane. I'm not in the least worried." "Hmmm," he mused allowed. "I read about this in the relationship manual. It's called womanly sarcasm and usually means a man is in deep trouble.

  Christine Feehan

  Mean, Men, Shopping

  Christine Feehan (2004). “Mind Game”, p.268, Penguin

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• Would you like to assist me with my choice of underwear as well?” My sarcasm whistled right over his head. “I would be delighted. While I’d love to see you in a balconette bra, I’m afraid for this particular occasion I would have to go with a foam-lined seamless due to the tight fit of the garment across your breasts . . . Perhaps I could come over and review what you have available . . .

  Ilona Andrews

  Choices, Foam, Underwear

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• That's enough of that," Jesse said. Next thing I knew, he'd scooped me up. Only instead of carrying me to my bed and setting me down on it all romantically, you know, like guys do to girls in the movies, he just dumped me onto it, so I bounced around and would have fallen off if I hadn't grabbed the edge of the mattress. "Thanks," I said, not quite able to keep all of the sarcasm out of my voice.

  Meg Cabot

  Girl, Voice, Guy

  Meg Cabot (2009). “Grave Doubts”, p.130, Pan Macmillan

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