Tubs Quotes - Page 4

• When the water of a place is bad it is safest to drink none that has not been filtered through either the berry of a grape, or else a tub of malt. These are the most reliable filters yet invented.

  Samuel Butler

  Water, Filters, Berries

  Samuel Butler (2014). “The Notebooks of Samuel Butler”, p.351, The Floating Press

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• I like to fill my tub up with water, then turn the shower on and act like I'm in a submarine that's been hit .

  Steven Wright

  Funny, Humor, Water

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• Just need to rave for a moment about the scrubbing cleanser...I have only ever found one (chemical filled) product that REALLY cleans my shower/tub, until now. The Ava Anderson scrubbing cleanser is amazing! Cleans the toughest dirty spots and smells absolutely delightful. LOVE IT!

  LIZ

  Dirty, Smell, Needs

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• You feel better in the short run when you have a tub of ice cream, but in the long run, you don't.

  Meredith Vieira

  Running, Feel Better, Ice Cream

  Source: www.goodhousekeeping.com

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• I named my sons Brandon and Dylan after the Beverly Hills 90210 characters. Both of them were born in my bathroom. I had Dylan in my tub, and he came out underwater.

  Pamela Anderson

  Character, Son, Beverly Hills

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• The moral person contemplates evil, the evil person commits it. And a person without a sense of humor can't distinguish between the two.... I know a lot of people who live in Marin County and contemplate spirituality and never get out of the hot tub.

  Larry Harvey

  Two, People, Evil

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• The inability to hold cash and the pressure to be fully invested at all times meant that when the plug was pulled out of the tub, all boats dropped as the water rushed down the drain.

  Seth Klarman

  Water, Cash, Pressure

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• Leave the shower curtain on the inside of the tub.

  Conrad Hilton

  Curtains, Showers, Shower Curtains

  Last words, 1979.

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• Wen is one of my favorite products because it's one tub full of shampoo and conditioner, all in one. I really love that because it's so simple. Then I throw in some mousse and walk outside and let it air dry. That makes it really beachy and cool. I'm very low maintenance and that's what keeps your hair healthy - when you don't fuss with it as much.

  Nina Dobrev

  Simple, Hair, Healthy

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• An evangelical minister has had to resign after pictures surfaced showing him in a hot tub with two women. He claimed it was just a baptism gone terribly wrong.

  Jay Leno

  Two, Baptism, Hot

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• I think it's creepy if a guy says, I would never hit a girl. Cause that should go without saying. That's like if you ever heard a guy go, I would never crap in a hot tub.

  Bonnie McFarlane

  Girl, Thinking, Guy

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• Liberals don't have to emerge from the hot tub and start attending NASCAR races or - God forbid - church, but it would be nice if they'd stop lying all the time.

  Ann Coulter

  Nice, Lying, Race

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• Don't you expect a rainbow coming out of the tub of bacon strips at the end of the buffet line?

  Jim Gaffigan

  Rainbow, Lines, Buffets

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• Advocacy of leaf protein as a human food is based on the undisputed fact that forage crops (such as lucerne) give a greater yield of protein than other types of crops. Even with conventional food crops there is more protein in the leafy parts than in the seeds or tubs that are usually harvested.

  Norman Pirie

  Yield, Giving, Facts

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• It took me years to figure out that you don't fall into a tub of butter, you jump for it.

  Claudette Colbert

  Fall, Years, Figures

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• I am more than happy at Blackpool and I am afraid the chairman will need a hell of a tub of cream to get rid of me - I'm like a bad rash and not easily curable.

  Ian Holloway

  Football, League, Needs

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• Great sex is not a pleasant soak in the tub, with the scented candle burning. Great sex is more like a bomb exploding inside your right mind.

  Amy Bloom

  Sex, Mind, Burning

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• The funniest thing about comedy is that you never know why people laugh. I know what makes them laugh but trying to get your hands on the why of it is like trying to pick an eel out of a tub of water.

  W. C. Fields

  Funny, Humor, Hands

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• Oh definitely. It'll be in a hot tub, with my entire head squeezed into a jet. The photos are going to be hilarious. Man, I really hope the internet sticks around so people can reference this article in my obituaries and see that what sounds like a joke was actually amazingly prescient.

  Jason Sudeikis

  Men, People, Sound

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• I'm blessed with a pretty good voice. So just sitting back there banging on the tubs wasn't enough.

  Don Henley

  Blessed, Voice, Sitting

  Biography/Personal Quotes, www.imdb.com.

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• I take a baths all the time. I'll put on some music and burn some incense and just sit in the tub and think, Wow, life is great right now.

  Brian Austin Green

  Thinking, Incense, Wow

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• Books take their place according to their specific gravity as surely as potatoes in a tub.

  Ralph Waldo Emerson

  Book, Reading, Potatoes

  Ralph Waldo Emerson, Alfred R. Ferguson (1965). “Journals and Miscellaneous Notebooks of Ralph Waldo Emerson, Volume V: 1835-1838”, p.78, Harvard University Press

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• When you look into a mirror it is not yourself you see, but a kind of apish error posed in fearful symmetry kool uoy nehW rorrim a otni ton si ti ˛ees uoy flesruoy dnik a tub rorre hsipa fo lufraef ni desop yrtemmys

  John Updike

  Errors, Mirrors, Perspective

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• Ben & Jerry's is an indulgent dessert that should be eaten in moderation. You should not be replacing more than one meal a day with ice cream. We do not consider a pint or a tub of ice cream to be a single serving.

  Jerry Greenfield

  Ice Cream, Meals, Dessert

  Interview with Hannah Pool, www.theguardian.com. July 30, 2008.

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• I love going to the movies and getting Raisinets, a big tub of popcorn and a Coke. That's definitely a guilty pleasure because I can't be doing that all the time.

  Sanaa Lathan

  Popcorn, Coke, Guilty

  "Que Sera, Sanaa!". Interview with Kam Williams, lasentinel.net. September 8, 2011.

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