I can't do negative, needy, or narcissistic anymore. Oh wait, I can still do the last one, aw nuts.
I was going to do a big radio show, and I said to my driver, 'Radio can wait, take me to the Full House house.' It literally was a drive-by. I photobombed the Full House house yesterday. I took like 20 pictures because I thought I didn't look good in any of these - you can't see the house! You gotta really show that that's the house!
You can't wait forever for an audience to get the joke, but you should give them at least two seconds to join in before you go on to the next one.
I have no fear of death, except I hate waiting for it.
Excess in moderation: don't drink a few beers every day after work, wait 'till the end of the month and drink all the beers at once.
What ever happened to freak shows? Back in the twenties when elephant man was born at least he had a job waiting for him.
I don't know. Both my parents are dead. So? Wait, I got pictures of their corpses in my wallet. I had them blown up as murals. Here.
In the Members' Dining Room, the Conservatives eat at one end, the Labour Party at the other, while the Liberals wait at table.
The great thing about making cognac is that it teaches you above everything else to wait-man proposes, but time and God and the seasons have got to be on your side.
Life, is easy. And if yours isn't, quit whining. Oh, wait. unless you're just a head amd then, you do have it pretty rough. I don't know how you roll out of bed every morning.
I moved recently and I moved my cable and Internet and phone service which was all provided by Time Warner Cable. And you know, I made a plan with them where they'd come sometime between summer solstice and winter solstice and I would wait.
I went to high school with some wonderful people, but my entire high school experience was just waiting to leave.
The man who invented instant pudding was moved to action by an inability to wait for pudding.
I like my coffee the way I like my women: after waiting impatiently in a long line.
The circus goes from town to town, so why run away to join it? It should be, I've decided to wait for the circus to come.
I can't wait for the day I learn to live in the now!
We had one idiot put a bomb in a shoe, and now everybody's got to take their shoes off? Where's the bra bomber at? I say, if we've gotta wait in line, let's make it fun for everybody.
Love is a crocodile just above the water line waiting to attack the innocent herbivore of my freedom.
Rise and grind... the money ain't gonna wait for you while you sleep son.
You can wait for things to happen for you or you can make things happen for you.
I quit my day job the day my daughter was born. I remember flying to Cleveland and hitting a thunderstorm, which caused the plane to lose pressure, and the oxygen masks fell from the ceiling. We felt the plane dropping; the pilot was taking it down to regain cabin pressure. My heart was in my stomach. I found out after landing that her mom was in labor. I did the show and came back to New York. By the time I walked into the hospital, my daughter was being born. She was waiting for me. She's a sweet daddy's girl. She's premed. She has her own pie company. She works for Habitat for Humanity.
Chase your dreams. Don't wait til the dreams come true.
I'm the kind of person who doesn't wait for opportunities to fall from the sky.
Heard someone say, 'I can't wait until I can finally say I've made it.' The day you think you've 'made it' is the day you begin your decline.
Welcome to the world Caitlyn. Can't wait for you to get to know her/me.
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