Wine is constant proof that God loves us and likes to see us happy.
Always do sober what you said you'd do drunk. That will teach you to keep your mouth shut.
Work is the curse of the drinking classes.
I have taken more out of alcohol than alcohol has taken out of me.
When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading.
I feel sorry for people who don't drink. When they wake up in the morning, that's as good as they're going to feel all day.
I feel sorry for people who do not have a Bible to lean on.
You can't be a real country unless you have a beer.
You can't be a real country unless you have a beer and an airline. It helps if you have some kind of a football team, or some nuclear weapons, but at the very least you need a beer.
The problem with the world is that everyone is a few drinks behind.
Alcohol may be man's worst enemy, but the bible says love your enemy.
Without question, the greatest invention in the history of mankind is beer. Oh, I grant you that the wheel was also a fine invention, but the wheel does not go nearly as well with pizza.
An intelligent man is sometimes forced to be drunk to spend time with his fools.
Give me a woman who loves beer and I will conquer the world.
You're not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on.
Not all chemicals are bad. Without chemicals such as hydrogen and oxygen, for example, there would be no way to make water, a vital ingredient in beer.
I am a firm believer in the people. If given the truth, they can be depended upon to meet any national crisis. The great point is to bring them the real facts.
Once, during Prohibition, I was forced to live for days on nothing but food and water.
The worst thing about some men is that when they are not drunk they are sober.
Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder.
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