There cannot be good living where there is not good drinking.
No animal ever invented anything as bad as drunkenness - or so good as drink.
A woman drove me to drink and I didn't even have the decency to thank her.
I'm not a heavy drinker, I can sometimes go for hours without touching a drop.
I have taken more out of alcohol than alcohol has taken out of me.
You can't drink all day if you don't start in the morning.
The problem with the designated driver programme, it's not a desirable job. But if you ever get sucked into doing it, have fun with it. At then end of the night drop them off at the wrong house.
I would not have thought of eating a meal without drinking a beer.
Sometimes too much to drink is barely enough.
A woman is like beer. They look good, they smell good, and you'd step over your own mother just to get one!
I've only been in love with a beer bottle and a mirror.
Always do sober what you said you'd do drunk. That will teach you to keep your mouth shut.
Give me a woman who loves beer and I will conquer the world.
Drinking beer doesn't make you fat, it makes you lean...Against bars, tables, chairs, and poles.
Without question, the greatest invention in the history of mankind is beer. Oh, I grant you that the wheel was also a fine invention, but the wheel does not go nearly as well with pizza.
When I drink, I think; and when I think, I drink.
Beer makes you feel the way you ought to feel without beer.
Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder.
Beer. Now there's a temporary solution!
Beer, if drank with moderation, softens the temper, cheers the spirit, and promotes health.
I prefer to think that God is not dead, just drunk.
I feel sorry for people who do not have a Bible to lean on.
I distrust camels, and anyone else who can go a week without a drink.
I went on a diet, swore off drinking and heavy eating, and in fourteen days I had lost exactly two weeks.
Fill with mingled cream and amber, I will drain that glass again. Such hilarious visions clamber Through the chamber of my brain — Quaintest thoughts — queerest fancies Come to life and fade away; What care I how time advances? I am drinking ale today.
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