Once again, we come to the Holiday Season, a deeply religious time that each of us observes, in his own way, by going to the mall of his choice.
I stopped believing in Santa Claus when I was six. Mother took me to see him in a department store and he asked for my autograph.
The Supreme Court has ruled that they cannot have a nativity scene in Washington, D.C. This wasn't for any religious reasons. They couldn't find three wise men and a virgin.
Christmas gift suggestions: To your enemy, forgiveness. To an opponent, tolerance.
To your enemy, forgiveness. To an opponent, tolerance. To a friend, heart. To a customer, service. To all, charity. To every child, a good example. To you, respect.
I will honor Christmas in my heart, and try to keep it all the year.
Christmas is not a time nor a season, but a state of mind. To cherish peace and goodwill, to be plenteous in mercy, is to have the real spirit of Christmas.
Mail your packages early so the post office can lose them in time for Christmas.
Nothing's as mean as giving a little child something useful for Christmas.
The best of all gifts around any Christmas tree: the presence of a happy family all wrapped up in each other.
One of the most glorious messes in the world is the mess created in the living room on Christmas day. Don't clean it up too quickly." ~ (1919-), American writer, producer, humorist.
To many people holidays are not voyages of discovery, but a ritual of reassurance.
As we struggle with shopping lists and invitations, compounded by December's bad weather, it is good to be reminded that there are people in our lives who are worth this aggravation, and people to whom we are worth the same.
The main reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad girls live.
Christmas begins about the first of December with an office party and ends when you finally realize what you spent, around April fifteenth of the next year.
A lovely thing about Christmas is that it's compulsory, like a thunderstorm, and we all go through it together.
When we were children we were grateful to those who filled our stockings at Christmas time. Why are we not grateful to God for filling our stockings with legs?
What I don't like about office Christmas parties is looking for a job the next day.
Unless we make Christmas an occasion to share our blessings, all the snow in Alaska won't make it 'white'.
Santa Claus has the right idea - visit people only once a year.
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