Too much of anything is bad, but too much good whiskey is barely enough.
Too much of anything is bad, but too much Champagne is just right.
Always carry a flagon of whiskey in case of snakebite, and furthermore always carry a small snake.
The water was not fit to drink. To make it palatable, we had to add whisky. By diligent effort, I learned to like it.
I should never have switched from Scotch to Martinis.
I like my whisky old and my women young.
The light music of whiskey falling into glasses made an agreeable interlude.
I love to sing, and I love to drink scotch. Most people would rather hear me drink scotch.
There are two things a Highlander likes naked, and the other one is Malt Whisky
Whenever someone asks me if I want water with my scotch, I say, I'm thirsty, not dirty.
Whiskey, like a beautiful woman, demands appreciation. You gaze first, then it's time to drink.
Happiness is having a rare steak, a bottle of whiskey, and a dog to eat the rare steak.
Love makes the world go round? Not at all. Whiskey makes it go round twice as fast.
No married man is genuinely happy if he has to drink worse whisky than he used to drink when he was single.
My own experience has been that the tools I need for my trade are paper, tobacco, food, and a little whisky.
My God, so much I like to drink Scotch that sometimes I think my name is Igor Stra-whiskey.
I like whiskey. I always did, and that is why I never drink it.
I've been on the whisky diet - I've already lost three days!
Set up another case bartender! The best thing for a case of nerves is a case of Scotch.
Whiskey is by far the most popular of all remedies that won't cure a cold.