Work is the curse of the drinking classes.
When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading.
The problem with the world is that everyone is a few drinks behind.
An intelligent man is sometimes forced to be drunk to spend time with his fools.
You can't be a real country unless you have a beer.
You can't be a real country unless you have a beer and an airline. It helps if you have some kind of a football team, or some nuclear weapons, but at the very least you need a beer.
A woman drove me to drink and I didn't even have the decency to thank her.
Not all chemicals are bad. Without chemicals such as hydrogen and oxygen, for example, there would be no way to make water, a vital ingredient in beer.
You're not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on.
I drink when I have occasion, and sometimes when I have no occasion.
Reality is an illusion that occurs due to the lack of alcohol.
It takes only one drink to get me drunk. The trouble is, I can't remember if it's the thirteenth or the fourteenth.
They who drink beer will think beer.
Life, alas, is very drear. Up with the glass! Down with the beer!
An alcoholic is someone you don't like who drinks as much as you do.
Beer makes you feel the way you ought to feel without beer.
God has a brown voice, as soft and full as beer.
Sir, if you were my husband, I would poison your drink.
Madam, if you were my wife, I would drink it.
I like to have a martini/Two at the very most/After three I'm under the table/After four I'm under my host.