I've never wanted an Oscar, although they are reassuring to an actor who doesn't know how really great he is.
The Concorde is great. It gives you three extra hours to find your luggage.
Perfume acts as an anesthetic. By the time she floats a little your way, you'll promise her anything.
Miniskirts have become quite a fad. They're even some guys wearing them. Don't laugh, if you had thought to of that, you'd not be here now.
Congress may be going home for the holidays soon. How can you beat a Christmas gift like that?
I only speak a little pigeon French. Just enough to get by with the little French pigeons.
President Eisenhower has given up golf for painting. It takes fewer strokes.
Celebrities have a way of touching our lives. Perhaps we are influenced by their screen image, or perhaps by their acquired status. Here are some celebrity quotes about Christmas. You will find that just like everybody else, celebrities also enjoy the little pleasures of Christmas.
You can calculate Zsa Zsa Gabor's age by the rings on her fingers.
Having so many gold courses so close together was ideal for me. With my slice I could enjoy three or four golf courses at the same time.
Now that the war is winding down, I want to say I do appreciate you fellows hanging around here - just for me.
The last time I played golf with President Ford he hit a birdie. And an eagle, a moose, an elk, an aardvark...
We flew over to England by the same route Churchill took. It was easy. All we had to do was follow the cigar ashes.
Louis B. Mayer came out west with $28.00, a box camera and an old lion. He built a monument to himself -- the Bank of America.
Kissing is like drinking tea with a tea strainer, you can never get enough.
I'll shoot my age if I have to live to be 105.
It flies so high, I swear I heard the organs playing.
Golf is my real profession. Entertainment is just a sideline. I tell jokes to pay my greens fees.
Audiences are my best friends. You never tire of talking with your best friends.
I have this terrific make-up man. But he's expensive. I have to bring him in from Lourdes.
I knew the President would run for reelection in 1984. Why not? Actors love sequels ... and returns.
English clubs are very exclusive. I played Royal Foxshire and they made me wear a suit and tie. . . in the shower.
Television. That's where movies go when they die.
Zsa Zsa Gabor got married as a one-off, and it was so successful she turned it into a series.
Gerry Ford is easy to spot on the course. He drives the cart with the red cross painted on top.
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