Bob Hope Quotes - Page 4

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• Jimmy Stewart could have been a good golfer, but he speaks so slowly that by the time he yells 'Fore!' the guy he's hit is already in an ambulance on the way to the hospital.

  Bob Hope

  Golf, Guy, Way

  "Love of golf kept Hope tied to game" by Richard Urban, www.espn.com. January 20, 2004.

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• Bing Crosby and I weren't the types to go around kissing each other. We always had a light jab for each other. One of our stock lines used to be "There's nothing I wouldn't do for Bing, and there's nothing he wouldn't do for me." And that's the way we go through life - doing nothing for each other!

  Bob Hope

  Kissing, Light, Doing Nothing

  "Personal Quotes/ Biography". www.imdb.com.

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• It's amazing how many people you see on TV. I did my first television show a month ago, and the next day five million television sets were sold. The people who couldn't sell theirs threw them away.

  Bob Hope

  Next Day, People, Television

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• Television is the box they buried entertainment in.

  Bob Hope

  Television, Entertainment, Boxes

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• If you think golf is relaxing, you're not playing it right.

  Bob Hope

  Golf, Thinking, Ifs

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• Wine, women and song have been replaced by prune juice, a heating pad and the Gong Show.

  Bob Hope

  Song, Wine, Juice

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• Somebody should tell Jerry Falwell that God is an Independent . . . he's not rich enough to be a Republican.

  Bob Hope

  Funny, God, Humorous

  Bob Hope (2004). “Bob Hope”, Hyperion

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• I just hope I don't have to explain all the times I've used His name in vain when I get up there.

  Bob Hope

  Golf, Names, Get Up

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• I do try to work out a little. I go swimming twice a day. It beats buying golf balls.

  Bob Hope

  Golf, Swimming, Work Out

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• Golf's really fun in Japan because of the women caddies. ... I saw one guy start out playing alone with his caddie. By the 9th hole they were engaged and when they finished on 18 they had a foursome.

  Bob Hope

  Funny, Humorous, Golf

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• Not that they were that anxious to see Ronnie as President; they were afraid if he didn't get elected, he'd go back to acting.

  Bob Hope

  Funny, President, Acting

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• The help (in Japan) is very polite. They bow so much, you don't know which end to talk to.

  Bob Hope

  Funny, Humorous, Japan

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• If I'm on the course and lightning starts, I get inside fast. If God wants to play through, let him.

  Bob Hope

  Dirty, Golf, Play

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• The place was so British, I wouldn't have been surprised if the mice wore monocles.

  Bob Hope

  Funny, Humorous, England

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• I've got to watch myself these days. It's too exciting watching anyone else.

  Bob Hope

  Watches, One Line, These Days

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• When they asked Jack Benny to do something for the Actor's Orphanage - he shot both his parents and moved in.

  Bob Hope

  Parent, Actors, Comedy

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• I've always been in the right place and time. Of course, I steered myself there.

  Bob Hope

  Funny, Insperational, Proactive

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• A photographer kept shooting me every time I swung. I was very flattered until I found out he was from Field and Stream.

  Bob Hope

  Golf, Shooting, Fields

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• Timing is the essence of life, and definitely of comedy.

  Bob Hope

  Essence, Essence Of Life, Comedy

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• You know, marriage is making a big comeback. I know personally that in Hollywood people are marrying people they never married before.

  Bob Hope

  People, Hollywood, Married

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• Take nine strokes off your score. Skip the last hole.

  Bob Hope

  Golf, Nine, Lasts

  Bob Hope (2004). “Bob Hope”, Hyperion

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• Dying is to be avoided because it can ruin your whole career.

  Bob Hope

  Careers, Dying, One Line

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• The only time to believe any kind of rating is when it shows you at the top.

  Bob Hope

  Believe, Writing, Kind

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• A few years ago he had a big heart transplant in Chicago, a five-hour operation. It took the doctors four hours to get him on the operating table.

  Bob Hope

  Funny, Heart, Doctors

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• If you watch a game, it's fun. If you play it, it's recreation. If you work at it, it's golf.

  Bob Hope

  Funny, Hope, Inspirational Sports

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