Bob Hope Quotes - Page 3

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• America is a country where the Olympics and the divorce lawyers both have the same slogan - Go for the Gold.

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  Funny, Country, Humorous

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• The trees in Siberia are miles apart, that is why the dogs are so fast.

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  Dog, Tree, Pet

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• I've always felt England was a great place for a comic to work. It's an island and the audience can't run very far.

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  Funny, Running, Humorous

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• A sense of humor is good for you. Have you ever heard of a laughing hyena with heart burn?

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  Laughter, Heart, Humor

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• Everyone's nervous these days. Ronald McDonald has hired six bodyguards, and that's just to protect his buns.

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  Mcdonalds, Buns, Six

  "Bob Hope's Joke Vault Endures", www.foxnews.com. July 28, 2003.

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• I'm from Los Angeles... I don't trust any air I can't see.

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  Air, Los Angeles, Don't Trust

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• Bigamy is the only crime where two rites make a wrong.

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  Two, Funny Marriage, Comedy

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• Middle age is when your age starts to show around your middle.

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  Birthday, Witty, Funny Inspirational

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• Happiness is watching the TV at your girlfriend's house during a power failure.

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  Girlfriend, Sex, House

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• Culture is the ability to describe Jane Russell without moving your hands

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  Moving, Hands, Culture

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• Don't people know that they don't have to heckle the president of the United States? That's what Congress is for.

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  People, President, United States

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• I don't know what people have against Jimmy Carter. He's done nothing.

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  People, Done, Carter

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• Welcome to the Academy Awards, or, as it's known at my house, Passover.

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  Awards, House, Welcome

  "Oscar host Alec Baldwin may also be nominee" by Gregg Kilday, www.hollywoodreporter.com. November 30, 2009.

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• Eisenhower admitted that the budget can't be balanced and McCarthy said the communists are taking over. You don't know what to worry about these days - whether the country will be overthrown or overdrawn.

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  Country, Worry, Over You

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• I get upset over a bad shot just like anyone else. But it's silly to let the game get to you. When I miss a shot I just think what a beautiful day it is. And what pure fresh air I'm breathing. Then I take a deep breath. I have to do that. That's what gives me the strength to break the club.

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  Beautiful, Silly, Golf

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• Your ignorance cramps my conversation

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  Ignorance, Cramps, Conversation

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• I do benefits for all religions - I'd hate to blow the hereafter on a technicality.

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  Hate, Inspiration, Funny Friend

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• Eighty is when you order a steak and the headwaiter puts it through the blender. Or when you wake up as many times during the night as Burt Reynolds, but not for the same reason.

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  Funny, Humorous, Night

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• A Freudian slip is when you say one thing but mean your mother.

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  Mothers Day, Mean, Motherhood

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• I have a wonderful make-up crew. They're the same people restoring the Statue of Liberty.

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  People, Liberty, One Liner

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• My father told me all about the birds and the bees, the liar - I went steady with a woodpecker till I was twenty one.

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  Witty, Sex, Father

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• As the colonel and I sat swapping stories in the plane, a jet aircraft buzzed past our window. I asked the colonel what type of aircraft it was, and he said, "Don't worry about it, Bob. . . if you can see it, it's obsolete."

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  Funny, Humorous, Food

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• I can't give up Golf, I've got too many sweaters.

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  Giving Up, Golf, Sweaters

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• I led such a sheltered life I didn't go out with girls until I was almost four.

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  Girl, Four, Sheltered Lives

  Biography/Personal Quotes, www.imdb.com.

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• I ruined my hands in the ring. The referee kept stepping on them.

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  Men, Hands, Ruined

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