Bob Hope Quotes - Page 5

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• I like to come to Washington, D.C., at least once a year. Why should my tax money travel more than I do?

  Bob Hope

  Years, Should, Taxes

  Bob Hope (2004). “Bob Hope”, Hyperion

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• A James Cagney love scene is one where he lets the other guy live.

  Bob Hope

  Love, Funny, Hope

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• The workers love Khrushchev very much. He hasn't got an enemy in the entire country. Quite a few under it.

  Bob Hope

  Funny, Country, Humorous

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• Television. That's where movies go when they die.

  Bob Hope

  Television, Dies

  Bob Hope (2004). “Bob Hope”, Hyperion

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• Today's ballroom dances like the swim, the frug, the chicken and the monkey are really nervous disorders set to music.

  Bob Hope

  Swim, Monkeys, Today

  Biography/Personal Quotes, www.imdb.com.

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• Congress may be going home for the holidays soon. How can you beat a Christmas gift like that?

  Bob Hope

  Home, Holiday, May

  Bob Hope (2004). “Bob Hope”, Hyperion

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• Ronald Reagan is not a typical politician because he doesn't know how to lie, cheat, and steal. He's always had an agent for that.

  Bob Hope

  Lying, Typical, Agents

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• I have performed for 12 presidents and entertained only six.

  Bob Hope

  Men, President, Six

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• Every Naval vessel has a contingent of Marines aboard. After all, the Sailors have to have someone to dance with.

  Bob Hope

  Marine, Sailor, Naval

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• In his prime, the young comic walked onto a stage with the confidence of a man who owned it, and by the time he walked off, he did.

  Bob Hope

  Men, Comic, Prime

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• Drugs are very much a part of professional sports today, but when you think about it, golf is the only sport where the players aren't penalized for being on grass.

  Bob Hope

  Sports, Golf, Player

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• We had a very successful trip to Russia. We made it back.

  Bob Hope

  Funny, Humorous, Successful

  Biography/Personal Quotes, www.imdb.com.

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• The Concorde is great. It gives you three extra hours to find your luggage.

  Bob Hope

  Funny, Humor, Giving

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• England occupies a warm spot in my affections. It was the scene of my greatest performance. I was born there.

  Bob Hope

  Funny, Humorous, England

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• Jack Benny really liked my book. I know because he called me up from the library and told me.

  Bob Hope

  Book, Library, Knows

  Bob Hope (2004). “Bob Hope”, Hyperion

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• My folks were English . . . we were too poor to be British.

  Bob Hope

  Funny, Humorous, England

  Bob Hope (2004). “Bob Hope”, Hyperion

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• Free speech isn't dead in Germany and Italy, merely the speakers.

  Bob Hope

  Funny, Humorous, Italian

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• Kids are wonderful, but I like mine barbecued.

  Bob Hope

  Kids, Comedy, Wonderful

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• She spoke perfect English, which led to considerable trouble. She couldn't understand us at all.

  Bob Hope

  Funny, Humorous, America

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• Sure Vietnam is a dirty war. I've never heard of a clean one.

  Bob Hope

  War, Dirty, Vietnam

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• I like to play in the low 70's. If it gets any hotter than that I'll stay in the bar!

  Bob Hope

  Golf, Play, Bars

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• The last time I played golf with President Ford he hit a birdie. And an eagle, a moose, an elk, an aardvark...

  Bob Hope

  Golf, Eagles, President

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• I left England when I was four because I found out I could never be King.

  Bob Hope

  Kings, Four, England

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• My folks were English. They were too poor to be British. I still have a bit of British in me. In fact, my blood type is solid marmalade.

  Bob Hope

  Blood, One Line, Facts

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• Kissing is like drinking tea with a tea strainer, you can never get enough.

  Bob Hope

  Drinking, Kissing, Tea

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