Cypress Point is such a beautiful place, but it's also very exclusive. They had a very successful membership drive last month. They drove out forty members.
Bing Crosby and I play a lot of golf together and I have a small course at my place where we often play for side stakes. The only troulbe is that when I win, I always have to engage and attorney before I can draw the money.
The home videos aren't as good, but they are seeming to get better.
I'd give up golf if I didn't have so many sweaters.
Contrary to what certain comedians have led you to believe, the national French pastime is picnicking.
Milton Hope led the singing of Happy Birthday ... He would say, 'Keep it sweet and short and don't try to be funny.'
They'll always be an England, even if it's in Hollywood.
Tokyo cab drivers are all ex-kamikaze pilots.
Seventy years of ad-lib material, and I am speechless.
Go figure a crazy, mixed-up country where ballet outsells boxing. I wouldn't be surprised if their wrestling was on the level.
He hits the ball 130 yards and his jewelry goes 150.
It was a great honour to be inducted into the Hall of Fame. I didn't know they had a caddie division.
Pebble Beach is Alcatraz with grass.
Arnold Palmer is the biggest crowd pleaser since the invention of the portable sanitary facility.
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