Bob Hope Quotes - Page 2

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• Some people put us down. But I still haven't heard of any Americans trying to swim across the border into Mexico!

  Bob Hope

  Funny, Humorous, America

  Bob Hope (2004). “Bob Hope”, Hyperion

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• I was called Rembrandt Hope in my boxing days, because I spent so much time on the canvas.

  Bob Hope

  Funny, Sports, Boxing

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• It's a wonderful world. It may destroy itself but you'll be able to watch it all on TV.

  Bob Hope

  Watches, World, May

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• I don't feel old. I don't feel anything till noon. That's when it's time for my nap.

  Bob Hope

  Birthday, Naps, Age

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• People who throw kisses are hopelessly lazy.

  Bob Hope

  Love, Kissing, Lazy People

  Biography/Personal Quotes, www.imdb.com.

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• I'll tell 'ya how to stay young: Hang around with older people.

  Bob Hope

  People, Age, Aging

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• The best thing about growing older is that it takes such a long time.

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  Long, Age, Growing

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• I can still chase women, only downhill

  Bob Hope

  Stills, I Can

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• She said she was approaching forty, and I couldn't help wondering from what direction.

  Bob Hope

  Life, Helping, Comedy

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• Laughter is therapy-an instant vacation.

  Bob Hope

  Laughter, Vacation, Instant

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• Where else but in America could the women's liberation movement take off their bras, then go on TV to complain about their lack of support?

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  America, Support, Complaining

  45 Copy quote

• You never get tired unless you stop and take time for it.

  Bob Hope

  Tired, Comedy, Exhausted

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• My idea of Christmas, whether old-fashioned or modern, is very simple: loving others. Come to think of it, why do we have to wait for Christmas to do that?

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  Christmas, Xmas, Holiday

  94 Copy quote

• I always like to go to Washington D.C. It gives me a chance to visit my money.

  Bob Hope

  Funny, Money, America

  90 Copy quote

• Don't tempt me, I can resist anything but temptation.

  Bob Hope

  Temptation, I Can

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• Following his doctor's orders, Nikita (Khrushchev) has cut his drinking in half. He's leaving out the water.

  Bob Hope

  Funny, Humorous, Drinking

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• I would not have had anything to eat if it wasn't for the stuff the audience threw at me.

  Bob Hope

  Men, Stuff, Audience

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• I'm so old they've cancelled my blood type.

  Bob Hope

  Blood, Best Funny, Age

  "Goodbyes" by Craig Taylor, www.theguardian.com. December 26, 2003.

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• My secret for staying young is good food, plenty of rest, and a makeup man with a spray gun.

  Bob Hope

  Gun, Makeup, Men

  Bob Hope (2004). “Bob Hope”, Hyperion

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• Golf is a game that needlessly prolongs the lives of some of our most useless citizens.

  Bob Hope

  Funny, Hope, Golf

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• I don't know if the presidential candidates are running for the White House or Animal House.

  Bob Hope

  Running, Animal, White

  Bob Hope (2004). “Bob Hope”, Hyperion

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• When she started to play, Steinway came down personally and rubbed his name off the piano.

  Bob Hope

  Music, Play, Names

  73 Copy quote

• Middle age is when your age starts to show around your middle.

  Bob Hope

  Birthday, Witty, Funny Inspirational

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• The stealth bomber is supposed to be a big deal. It flies in undetected, bombs, then flies away. Hell, I've been doing that all my life.

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  Bombers, Bombs, Hell

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• The trees in Siberia are miles apart, that is why the dogs are so fast.

  Bob Hope

  Dog, Tree, Pet

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