Bob Hope Quotes - Page 2

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• I have the perfect simplified tax form for government. Why don't they just print our money with a return address on it?

  Bob Hope

  Government, Perfect, Addresses

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• I'll tell 'ya how to stay young: Hang around with older people.

  Bob Hope

  People, Age, Aging

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• Some people put us down. But I still haven't heard of any Americans trying to swim across the border into Mexico!

  Bob Hope

  Funny, Humorous, America

  Bob Hope (2004). “Bob Hope”, Hyperion

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• Laughter is therapy-an instant vacation.

  Bob Hope

  Laughter, Vacation, Instant

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• She said she was approaching forty, and I couldn't help wondering from what direction.

  Bob Hope

  Life, Helping, Comedy

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• Where else but in America could the women's liberation movement take off their bras, then go on TV to complain about their lack of support?

  Bob Hope

  America, Support, Complaining

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• I don't feel old. I don't feel anything till noon. That's when it's time for my nap.

  Bob Hope

  Birthday, Naps, Age

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• Golf is a hard game to figure. One day you will go out and slice it and shank it, hit into all the traps and miss every green. The next day you go out and, for no reason at all, you really stink.

  Bob Hope

  Hope, Golf, Games

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• My idea of Christmas, whether old-fashioned or modern, is very simple: loving others. Come to think of it, why do we have to wait for Christmas to do that?

  Bob Hope

  Christmas, Xmas, Holiday

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• I was called Rembrandt Hope in my boxing days, because I spent so much time on the canvas.

  Bob Hope

  Funny, Sports, Boxing

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• Following his doctor's orders, Nikita (Khrushchev) has cut his drinking in half. He's leaving out the water.

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  Funny, Humorous, Drinking

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• I always like to go to Washington D.C. It gives me a chance to visit my money.

  Bob Hope

  Funny, Money, America

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• Don't tempt me, I can resist anything but temptation.

  Bob Hope

  Temptation, I Can

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• I would not have had anything to eat if it wasn't for the stuff the audience threw at me.

  Bob Hope

  Men, Stuff, Audience

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• I'm so old they've cancelled my blood type.

  Bob Hope

  Blood, Best Funny, Age

  "Goodbyes" by Craig Taylor, www.theguardian.com. December 26, 2003.

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• My secret for staying young is good food, plenty of rest, and a makeup man with a spray gun.

  Bob Hope

  Gun, Makeup, Men

  Bob Hope (2004). “Bob Hope”, Hyperion

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• People who throw kisses are hopelessly lazy.

  Bob Hope

  Love, Kissing, Lazy People

  Biography/Personal Quotes, www.imdb.com.

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• I don't know if the presidential candidates are running for the White House or Animal House.

  Bob Hope

  Running, Animal, White

  Bob Hope (2004). “Bob Hope”, Hyperion

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• The audience was swell. They were so polite they covered their mouths when they yawned.

  Bob Hope

  Mouths, Polite, Audience

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• Golf is a game that needlessly prolongs the lives of some of our most useless citizens.

  Bob Hope

  Funny, Hope, Golf

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• When she started to play, Steinway came down personally and rubbed his name off the piano.

  Bob Hope

  Music, Play, Names

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• The stealth bomber is supposed to be a big deal. It flies in undetected, bombs, then flies away. Hell, I've been doing that all my life.

  Bob Hope

  Bombers, Bombs, Hell

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• One of the greatest gifts to mankind is laughter, and one of the greatest gifts to laughter is Lucille Ball. God has her now but thanks to television, we'll have her forever.

  Bob Hope

  Laughter, Forever, Balls

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• You never get tired unless you stop and take time for it.

  Bob Hope

  Tired, Comedy, Exhausted

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• Four of us slept in the one bed. When it got cold, mother threw on another brother.

  Bob Hope

  Mother, Brother, Bed

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