Bob Hope Quotes - Page 8

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• Titleist has offered me a big contract not to play its balls.

  Bob Hope

  Golf, Play, Balls

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• You've got to be rich to have a swing like that.

  Bob Hope

  Swings, Comedy, Rich

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• Everybody knows what California smog is - that's fog with the vitamins removed.

  Bob Hope

  Funny, Fog, California

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• I've been married fifty-five years and I've been home three weeks.

  Bob Hope

  Marriage, Home, Years

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• If I have to lay an egg for my country, I'll do it.

  Bob Hope

  Funny, Country, Eggs

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• If they liked you, they didn't applaud -- they let you live.

  Bob Hope

  Ifs

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• The Governor has no presidential aspirations. In fact he just made a tour of 43 states just to tell them he's not running for anything.

  Bob Hope

  Funny, Running, Presidential

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• I've been playing golf a long time, although it's not really true that on my first round they strapped my bag on the back of a dinosaur.

  Bob Hope

  Funny, Humorous, Golf

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• It was a typically British birth... I was three at the time. They had a strike in the maternity ward... I came out in sympathy.

  Bob Hope

  Funny, Hilarious, Witty

  Bob Hope (2004). “Bob Hope”, Hyperion

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• Isn't it fun to go out on the course and lie in the sun?

  Bob Hope

  Fun, Lying, Golf

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• I never kick my ball in the rough or improve my lie in a sand trap. For that I have a caddie.

  Bob Hope

  Lying, Golf, Caddies

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• All British castles and old country homes are supposed to be haunted. It's in the lease.

  Bob Hope

  Funny, Country, Humorous

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• Did you see where President Reagan finally got a hearing aid? People have been telling him to get one for years, but he couldn't hear them.

  Bob Hope

  Funny, Years, People

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• Most of the people who came for dancing lessons had Rumba ambitions and minuet bodies

  Bob Hope

  Ambition, People, Dancing

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• It's very frustrating making a picture in Paris. We work hard all day at the studio to get a love scene just right. Then, on my way home, I see couples on every street corner doing it better.

  Bob Hope

  Funny, Couple, Humorous

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• There are many talented English personalities, but unfortunately they were all in Hollywood.

  Bob Hope

  Funny, Humorous, Personality

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• You know what a fan letter is - it's just an inky raspberry.

  Bob Hope

  Fans, Letters, Raspberries

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• The firm is really ahead of the times. It has a stock market ticker that prints its report on thin aspirins.

  Bob Hope

  Aspirin, Print, Firm

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• Golf is my profession Show business is just to pay the green fees.

  Bob Hope

  Golf, Green, Pay

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• Our first stop was red square, the heart of Moscow - if Moscow has one.

  Bob Hope

  Funny, Humorous, Heart

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• If my golf game was a prize fight, they'd stop it.

  Bob Hope

  Fighting, Golf, Games

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• Vice President Spiro Agnew can not cheat on his score : because all you have to do is look back down the fairway and count the wounded.

  Bob Hope

  Golf, President, Vices

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• And on nearby islands, the Japanese army was eating raw fish. We felt sorry for them. We didn't know that in America after the war, you wouldn't be able to get into a sushi joint without a reservation. And we thought they lost.

  Bob Hope

  Funny, Sorry, War

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• Chiropractic is a wonderful means of natural healing!

  Bob Hope

  Healing, Mean, Wonderful

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• We're on our way to the Persian Gulf. Wait! It's a mistake! I thought they said Persian Golf.

  Bob Hope

  Mistake, Golf, Waiting

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