Aspirin Quotes

• I'm sick and tired of black and white people of good intent giving aspirin to a society that is dying of a cancerous disease.

  Ralph Abernathy

  Tired, Black And White, People

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• Wine and cheese are ageless companions, like aspirin and aches, or June and moon, or good people and noble ventures.

  M. F. K. Fisher

  Hurt, Drinking, Food

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• A clown is like aspirin, only he works twice as fast.

  Groucho Marx

  Funny, Inspiration, Humor

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• Most things in this world don´t work, aspirin do.

  Kurt Vonnegut

  World, This World, Mother Night

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• I realize now that taking drugs was like taking an aspirin without having a headache.

  Paul McCartney

  Drug, Realizing, Headache

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• We protect aspirin bottles in this country better than we protect guns from accidents by children.

  Gloria Estefan

  Country, Children, Gun

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• Pop music is aspirin and the blues are vitamins.

  Peter Tork

  Vitamins And Minerals, Pops, Music Is

  "Readers recommend: melancholy songs" by Peter Kimpton, www.theguardian.com. August 27, 2015.

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• Change is tough, people don't like it, but it is necessary. Take two aspirins and call me in the morning.

  Christopher Bond

  Morning, Two, People

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• America is the country where you can buy a lifetime supply of aspirin For one dollar and use it up in two weeks.

  John Barrymore

  Funny, Country, Humorous

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• You know, back in my days they used Bayer aspirin for contraception. The gals put it between their knees and it wasn't that costly.

  Foster Friess

  Knees, Election, Used

  "Contraception Hearing Gets Heated in Congress". "NBC Nightly News" with Kelly O'Donnell, archives.nbclearn.com. February 16, 2012.

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• Democracy is supposed to give you the feeling of choice, like Painkiller X and Painkiller Y. But they're both just aspirin.

  Gore Vidal

  Pain, Giving, Choices

  1982 Interview in the Observer, 7 Feb.

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• George Brett could get good wood on an aspirin.

  Jim Frey

  Woods

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• Aspirin is perfectly legal, but if you take 13 of them motherf***ers, it'll be your last headache.

  Katt Williams

  Funny, Lasts, Comedy

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• The whole world is drunk and we're just the cocktail of the moment. Someday soon, the world will wake up, down two aspirin with a glass of tomato juice, and wonder what the hell all the fuss was about.

  Dean Martin

  Beer, Two, Glasses

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• If men were equally at risk from this condition - if they knew their bellies might swell as if they were suffering from end-stage cirrhosis, that they would have to go nearly a year without a stiff drink, a cigarette, or even an aspirin, that they would be subject to fainting spells and unable to fight their way onto commuter trains - then I am sure that pregnancy would be classified as a sexually transmitted disease and abortions would be no more controversial than emergency appendectomies.

  Barbara Ehrenreich

  Pregnancy, Fighting, Men

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• I don't even take aspirin.

  Eric Davis

  Biography/Personal Quotes, www.imdb.com.

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• We are close to dead. There are faces and bodies like gorged maggots on the dance floor, on the highway, in the city, in the stadium; they are a host of chemical machines who swallow the product of chemical factories, aspirin, preservatives, stimulant, relaxant, and breathe out their chemical wastes into a polluted air. The sense of a long last night over civilization is back again.

  Norman Mailer

  Night, Civilization, Cities

  Norman Mailer (1966). “Cannibals and Christians”, Dell, 1967

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• I think it says something about our culture. We, maybe, need a massive therapy session so we can concentrate on what the real issues are. This contraceptive thing. My gosh, it’s so inexpensive. Back in my days, they used Bayer Aspirin for contraception. The gals put it between their knees, and it wasn’t that costly.

  Foster Friess

  Real, Thinking, Issues

  "'Where Are the Women?': Lawmakers Walk Out on Contraception Rule Hearing After Female Witness Barred". "Democracy Now!" with Amy Goodman and Juan González, www.democracynow.org. February 17, 2012.

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• If I could find a real life place to make me feel like Tiffany's, then I'd buy some furniture and give the cat a name.

  Holly Golightly

  Real, Cat, Names

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• The sense of a long last night over civilization is back again.

  Norman Mailer

  Night, Civilization, Long

  1966 Cannibals and Christians,'Introducing Our Argument'.

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• Rusty thinks I should smoke marijuana, and I did for a while, but it only makes me giggle.

  Truman Capote

  Marijuana, Thinking, Should

  Truman Capote (2012). “Breakfast at Tiffany's”, p.40, Vintage

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• What I found does the most good is just to get into a taxi and go to Tiffany's. It calms me down right away, the quietness and the proud look of it;nothing very bad could happen to you there.

  Truman Capote

  Doe, Looks, Proud

  Truman Capote (2012). “Breakfast at Tiffany's”, p.40, Vintage

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• Friends seem to be like aspirin; we don't really know why they make a sick person feel better, but they do.

  Letty Cottin Pogrebin

  Feel Better, Sick, Feels

  Letty Cottin Pogrebin (1988). “Among Friends: Who We Like, Why We Like Them, and What We Do with Them”, McGraw-Hill Companies

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• Her magic formula for dealing with children is ignoring all faults and accenting tiny virtues. She says, "Instead of telling Tommy day in and day out that he is the naughtiest boy in the United States of America, which could very well be true, take an aspirin and comment on his neatly tied shoes. Almost anybody would rather be known for expert shoe-tying than for kicking the cat." She always tells whiners how charming they are--bullies how brave--bad sports how good--sneaks how honest!

  Betty MacDonald

  Sports, Children, Cat

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• Professionalism in medicine has given us medial miracles for the affluent but hospitals that will charge $35 for aspirin.

  Bill James

  Medicine, Miracle, Professionalism

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