Bob Hope Quotes - Page 7

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• Gerry Ford is easy to spot on the course. He drives the cart with the red cross painted on top.

  Bob Hope

  Golf, Red, Easy

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• It flies so high, I swear I heard the organs playing.

  Bob Hope

  One Line, Heard, Organs

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• Golf is my real profession. Entertainment is just a sideline. I tell jokes to pay my greens fees.

  Bob Hope

  Real, Golf, Pay

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• I have this terrific make-up man. But he's expensive. I have to bring him in from Lourdes.

  Bob Hope

  Men, One Line, Lourdes

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• Golf is a funny game. It's done much for health, and at the same time has ruined people by robbing them of their peace of mind. Look at me, I'm the healthiest idiot in the world.

  Bob Hope

  Hope, Golf, Games

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• Zsa Zsa Gabor got married as a one-off, and it was so successful she turned it into a series.

  Bob Hope

  Successful, Funny Marriage, Married

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• English clubs are very exclusive. I played Royal Foxshire and they made me wear a suit and tie. . . in the shower.

  Bob Hope

  Funny, Humorous, Ties

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• I knew the President would run for reelection in 1984. Why not? Actors love sequels ... and returns.

  Bob Hope

  Funny, Running, President

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• As soon as the war ended, we located the one spot on earth that hadn't been touched by the war and blew it to hell.

  Bob Hope

  War, Earth, Hell

  Bob Hope (1946). “So this is Peace”, New York : American Book-Stratford Press, Incorporated

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• I tell jokes to pay my green fees.

  Bob Hope

  Golf, Green, Pay

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• YOU CAN ONLY DO ONE THING AT A TIME SO CONCENTRATE ON IT.

  Bob Hope

  Grandchildren, One Thing At A Time, One Thing

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• Everybody is afraid they won't have any money after they die, but Jack Benny discovered a way to take it with him. He had his appendix taken out and a piggy bank put in.

  Bob Hope

  Funny, Money, Taken

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• I need money. I have a staff of 30, and four houses, never mind the government, to support.

  Bob Hope

  Government, House, Support

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• It's a wonderful way to live, and not a bad way to go, either. The average Frenchman is still smiling three months after he's dead.

  Bob Hope

  Funny, Humorous, Average

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• I was lucky I wasn't a better boxer, or that's what I'd be now - a punchy ex-pug.

  Bob Hope

  Adversity, Pugs, Lucky

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• Please don't stand up on my account.

  Bob Hope

  One Line, One Liner, Please

  "He was big, and boy was he clever" by William Cook, www.theguardian.com. September 10, 2003.

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• That's life. The older you get, the tougher it is to score.

  Bob Hope

  Golf, Weight Loss, Dieting

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• If I had that kind of money, I wouldn't come to Vietnam, I'd send for it.

  Bob Hope

  Vietnam, One Line, Kind

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• In England when you make a movie even the weather is against you. In Hollywood the weatherman gets a shooting schedule from all the major studios and then figures out where he can fit in a little rain without upsetting Metro-Goldwyn-Mayer too much.

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  Funny, Rain, Weather

  "Personal Quotes/ Biography". www.imdb.com.

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• You could buy my book in a paperback edition for a dollar, and in hard covers for $3.50. And for fifty cents extra, I come around to your house personally and wet your finger while you're turning the pages.

  Bob Hope

  Funny, Book, Reading

  Bob Hope (2004). “Bob Hope”, Hyperion

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• I see the Beatles have arrived from England. They were 40 pounds overweight - and that was just their hair.

  Bob Hope

  Hair, One Line, England

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• Be happy you guys. Be proud! You know what you are: you're God's frozen people.

  Bob Hope

  People, Guy, Frozen

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• There's a very apt saying in show business: "If you don't go over budget in Paris, you're either very rich or very sick. "

  Bob Hope

  Funny, Humorous, Paris

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• I once showed Pat Bradley my swing and said, 'What do I do next?' Pat replied, 'Wait till the pain dies down.'

  Bob Hope

  Pain, Golf, Swings

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• I was lucky, you know, I always had a beautiful girl and the money was good. Although I would have done the whole thing over for, oh, perhaps half.

  Bob Hope

  Beautiful, Girl, Lucky

  Biography/Personal Quotes, www.imdb.com.

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