The problem with the world is that everyone is a few drinks behind.
Never accept a drink from a urologist.
The decline of the aperitif may well be one of the most depressing phenomena of our time.
We have witnessed the terrible increases in the incidence of alcoholism, the advent of drug dependency, the protests, marches, strikes and human alienation.
I'm not a heavy drinker, I can sometimes go for hours without touching a drop.
I also admit, that there are some sluggish men who are improved by drinking; as there are fruits which are not good till they are rotten.
If we became students of Malcolm X, we would not have young black men out there killing each other like they're killing each other now. Young black men would not be impregnating young black women at the rate going on now. We'd not have the drugs we have now, or the alcoholism.
A prohibitionist is the sort of man one couldn't care to drink with, even if he drank.
For art to exist, for any sort of aesthetic activity to exist, a certain physiological precondition is indispensable: intoxication.
Avoid using cigarettes, alcohol, and drugs as alternatives to being an interesting person.
You can't be a real country unless you have a beer and an airline. It helps if you have some kind of a football team, or some nuclear weapons, but at the very least you need a beer.
it provokes the desire, but it takes away the performance
But I'm not a saint yet. I'm an alcoholic. I'm a drug addict. I'm homosexual. I'm a genius.
Not only did God deliver me from the bondage of alcoholism, he also blessed my family financially because of my commitment to honor what he had done for me and for not doing what I believed could possibly be destructive to others.
And, when night Darkens the streets, then wander forth the sons Of Belial, flown with insolence and wine.
The mentality and behavior of drug addicts and alcoholics is wholly irrational until you understand that they are completely powerless over their addiction and unless they have structured help they have no hope.
When I drink, I think; and when I think, I drink.
I like to do my principal research in bars, where people are more likely to tell the truth or, at least, lie less convincingly than they do in briefings and books.
I mean, I inherited the disease of alcoholism, and I learned early to get help when I needed it. I always went to people who knew more than I did.
A man is never drunk if he can lay on the floor without holding on.
The first glass is for myself, the second for my friends, the third for good humor, and the forth for my enemies.
I told you, sir, they were red-hot with drinking; so full of valor that they smote the air, for breathing in their faces, beat the ground for kissing of their feet.
Beer and other forms of alcohol will do you no good. Their use will be expensive, will dull your conscience, and could lead to the disease called alcoholism, which is humiliating, dangerous, and even deadly.
Alcoholism plus criminality plus whatever caused both in the first place form a combination that is very nearly happy-ending-proof.
Alcohol is like love. The first kiss is magic, the second is intimate, the third is routine. After that you take the girl's clothes off.
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