I envy people who drink. At least they have something to blame everything on.
Let us have wine and women, mirth and laughter, sermons and soda water the day after.
The worst thing about some men is that when they are not drunk they are sober.
I feel sorry for people who do not have a Bible to lean on.
A man who exposes himself when he is intoxicated, has not the art of getting drunk.
Candy is dandy, but liquor is quicker.
I believe, if we take habitual drunkards as a class, their heads and their hearts will bear an advantageous comparison with those of any other class. There seems ever to have been a proneness in the brilliant and warm-blooded to fall into this vice.
I'm tired of hearing sin called sickness and alcoholism a disease. It is the only disease I know of that we're spending hundreds of millions of dollars a year to spread.
It takes only one drink to get me drunk. The trouble is, I can't remember if it's the thirteenth or the fourteenth.
Now don't say you can't swear off drinking; it's easy. I've done it a thousand times.
The worst disease which can afflict executives in their work is not, as popularly supposed, alcoholism; it's egotism.
There is nothing which has yet been contrived by man, by which so much happiness is produced as by a good tavern.
I never drink water; that is the stuff that rusts pipes.
Every form of addiction is bad, no matter whether the narcotic be alcohol or morphine or idealism.
First you take a drink, then the drink takes a drink, then the drink takes you.
Drink! for you know not when you came, nor why; Drink! for you know not why you go, nor where.
It provokes the desire but it takes away the performance. Therefore much drink may be said to be an equivocator with lechery: it makes him and it mars him; it sets him on and it takes him off.
He is a drunkard who takes more than three glasses though he be not drunk.
Bring in the bottled lightning, a clean tumbler, and a corkscrew.
It pays to get drunk with the best people.
You can't be a real country unless you have a beer.
Wine is a treacherous friend who you must always be on guard for.
I learned that our deepest need is to overcome our aloneness and our separateness. We seek to escape from separateness in various ways. We seek conformity, mistaking it for union. This is a soul-crushing way to exist. Or we seek union through orgiastic states - drugs, alcoholism, overwork - or through creative activities. But the ultimate escape from separateness is through interpersonal union.
But I'm not a saint yet. I'm an alcoholic. I'm a drug addict. I'm homosexual. I'm a genius.
it provokes the desire, but it takes away the performance
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