it provokes the desire, but it takes away the performance
If you don't know where you're going any road will do
There are more old drunkards than old doctors.
There is this to be said in favor of drinking, that it takes the drunkard first out of society, then out of the world.
Don't trust a brilliant idea unless it survives the hangover.
Alcohol gives you infinite patience for stupidity.
Writer's block is a fancy term made up by whiners so they can have an excuse to drink alcohol.
There cannot be good living where there is not good drinking.
I drink to make other people interesting.
Not everyone who drinks is a poet. Some of us drink because we're not poets.
Good people drink good beer.
Fill with mingled cream and amber, I will drain that glass again. Such hilarious visions clamber Through the chamber of my brain — Quaintest thoughts — queerest fancies Come to life and fade away; What care I how time advances? I am drinking ale today.
Without question, the greatest invention in the history of mankind is beer. Oh, I grant you that the wheel was also a fine invention, but the wheel does not go nearly as well with pizza.
I began to think vodka was my drink at last. It didn’t taste like anything, but it went straight down into my stomach like a sword swallowers’ sword and made me feel powerful and godlike.
We were not a hugging people. In terms of emotional comfort it was our belief that no amount of physical contact could match the healing powers of a well made cocktail.
Here's to alcohol, the rose colored glasses of life.
If you are young and you drink a great deal it will spoil your health, slow your mind, make you fat - in other words, turn you into an adult.
Alcohol is the anesthesia by which we endure the operation of life.
Alcohol may be man's worst enemy, but the bible says love your enemy.
An alcoholic is someone you don't like who drinks as much as you do.
The worst thing about some men is that when they are not drunk they are sober.
When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading.
My grandmother is over eighty and still doesn't need glasses. Drinks right out of the bottle.
You can't be a real country unless you have a beer and an airline. It helps if you have some kind of a football team, or some nuclear weapons, but at the very least you need a beer.
If you drink don't drive. Don't even putt.
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