Cigar Quotes - Page 3

• We flew over to England by the same route Churchill took. It was easy. All we had to do was follow the cigar ashes.

  Bob Hope

  Funny, Humorous, Ashes

  Bob Hope (2004). “Bob Hope”, Hyperion

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• If there are no cigars in heaven, I shall not go.

  Mark Twain

  Funny, Humor, Heaven

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• No one can tell me what is a good cigar - for me. I am the only judge. People who claim to know say that I smoke the worst cigars in the world. They bring their own cigars when they come to my house.

  Mark Twain

  Judging, People, House

  Mark Twain (2013). “Delphi Complete Works of Mark Twain (Illustrated)”, p.4052, Delphi Classics

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• Smoking is indispensable if one has nothing to kiss.

  Sigmund Freud

  Funny, Humorous, Kissing

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• Happiness is a dry martini and a good woman ... or a bad woman.

  George Burns

  Drinking, Good Woman, Cuban Cigars

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• Let me tell you what I look like: pale face, long hair, and a tiny start of a paunch. In addition, an awkward gait, and a cigar in the mouth and a pen in pocket or hand.

  Albert Einstein

  Hair, Hands, Long

  Albert Einstein (2010). “The Ultimate Quotable Einstein”, p.77, Princeton University Press

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• Given the choice between a woman and a cigar, I will always choose the cigar.

  Groucho Marx

  Choices, Smoking, Given

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• Divine in hookas, glorious in a pipe
  When tipp'd with amber, mellow, rich, and ripe;...
  Yet thy true lovers more admire by far
  Thy naked beauties - give me a cigar!

  Lord Byron

  Giving, Smoking, Naked

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• Women are jealous of cigars... they regard them as a strong rival.

  William Makepeace Thackeray

  Strong, Jealous, Rivals

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• If I cannot smoke in heaven, then I shall not go.

  Mark Twain

  Funny, Humorous, Smoking

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• My rule of life prescribed as an absolutely sacred rite smoking cigars.

  Winston Churchill

  Drinking, Smoking, Alcohol

  Uttered during a lunch with the Arab leader, Ibn Saud

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• I ordinarily smoke fifteen cigars during my five hours' labours, and if my interest reaches the enthusiastic point, I smoke more. I smoke with all my might, and allow no intervals.

  Mark Twain

  Fifteen, Might, Hours

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• Personally, I believe a rocking hammock, a good cigar, and a tall gin-and-tonic is the way to save the planet.

  P. J. O'Rourke

  Believe, Hammocks, Way

  P.J. O'Rourke (2015). “Thrown Under the Omnibus”, p.392, Atlantic Books Ltd

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• You're the one who likes cigars right? Try smoking this.

  Franco Nero

  Marijuana, Smoking, Trying

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• I love my cigar too, but I take it out of my mouth once in a while.

  Groucho Marx

  Funny, Witty, Humorous

  Censored line, You Bet Your Life (radio and television program) (1947 - 1961).

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• Cigars served me for precisely fifty years as protection and a weapon in the combat of life... I owe to the cigar a great intensification of my capacity to work and a facilitation of my self-control.

  Sigmund Freud

  Self, Years, Fifty

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• My boy! Smoking is one of the greatest and cheapest enjoyments in life, and if you decide in advance not to smoke, i can only feel sorry for you.

  Sigmund Freud

  Sorry, Boys, Smoking

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• A thing that has always baffled me about women is that they will saturate themselves with a pint of perfume, a pound of sachet powder, an evil-smelling lip rouge, a peculiar-smelling hair ointment and a half-dozen varieties of body oils, and then have the effrontery to complain of the aroma of a fine dollar cigar.

  Groucho Marx

  Women, Hair, Oil

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• It's personal freedom, not hundred dollar bills that lights the soul's cigar.

  Tom Robbins

  Light, Soul, Dollars

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• If I had taken my doctor's advice and quit smoking when he advised me to, I wouldn't have lived to go to his funeral.

  George Burns

  Taken, Doctors, Funeral

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• Unfortunately, once I did learn to smoke, I couldn't stop. I escalated to two packs a day very quickly, and stayed that way for about ten years. When I decided to stop, I adopted the method that my father had used when he quit. He would carry a cigarette in his shirt pocket, and every time he felt like smoking, he would pull out the cigarette and confront it: "Who stronger? You? Me?" Always the answer was the same: "I stronger." Back the cigarette would go, until the next craving. It worked for him, and it worked for me.

  Kirk Douglas

  Funny, Father, Years

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• Our country has plenty of five-cent cigars, but the trouble is they charge fifteen cents for them.

  Will Rogers

  Country, Fifteen, Trouble

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• I smoke cigars because at my age if I don't have something to hang on to I might fall down.

  George Burns

  Fall, Age, Might

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• You can't get good Chinese takeout in China and Cuban cigars are rationed in Cuba. That's all you need to know about communism.

  P. J. O'Rourke

  Chinese, Cuba, Needs

  "Give War a Chance". Book by P. J. O'Rourke, 1992.

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• Throughout my life, cigars have played different roles for me. They fit easily and well in the various stages and experiences Ive had -- like a companion, almost. If youve smoked a long time, as I have, they become part of you.

  LeRoy Neiman

  Long, Different, Roles

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