One said a tooth drawer was a kind of unconscionable trade, because his trade was nothing else but to take away those things whereby every man gets his living.
Show people tend to treat their finances like their dentistry. They assume the man handling it knows what he is doing.
Every tooth in a man's head is more valuable than a diamond.
Blessed are they who hold lively conversations with the helplessly mute, for they shall be called dentists.
Dentist: a prestidigitator who, putting metal into your mouth, pulls coin out of your pocket.
An aching tooth is better out than in.
To lose a rotting member is a gain.
There was never yet philosopher that could endure the toothache patiently
If suffering brought wisdom, the dentist's office would be full of luminous ideas.
Some old women and men grow bitter with age; the more their teeth drop out, the more biting they get.
Happiness is your dentist telling you it won't hurt and then having him catch his hand in the drill.
Some tortures are physical And some are mental, But the one that is both Is dental.
A dentist at work in his vocation always looks down in the mouth.
I'm always amazed to hear of air crash victims so badly mutilated that they have to be identified by their dental records. What I can't understand is, if they don't know who you are, how do they know who your dentist is?
Even pearls are dark before the whiteness of his teeth.
I had very good dentures once. Some magnificent gold work. It's the only form of jewelry a man can wear that women fully appreciate.
My health plan doesn't cover dental, so I enrolled my teeth as 32 dependents, each needing a complete physical once a year.
A smile is a curve that sets everything straight.
The grinding of the intellect is for most people as painful as a dentists drill.
Adam and Eve had many advantages, but the principal one was that they escaped teething.
A man loses his illusions first, his teeth second, and his follies last.
Put your money where your mouth is.
It is guaranteed to put all teeth on edge, including George Washington's, wherever they might be.
I'm as old as my tongue and a little older than my teeth.
Love conquers all things except poverty and toothache.
There are two things in life that a sage must preserve at every sacrifice, the coats of his stomach and the enamel of his teeth. Some evils admit of consolations, but there are no comforters for dyspepsia and the toothache.
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