Funny Motivational Quotes - Page 2

• When I hear somebody sigh, 'Life is hard,' I am always tempted to ask, 'Compared to what?'

  Sydney J. Harris

  Inspirational, Funny, Life

  Sydney J. Harris (1953). “Strictly personal”

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• The road to success is always under construction.

  Lily Tomlin

  Funny, Inspiring, Success

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• [Hope is] the dream of a waking man.

  Aristotle

  Dream, Hope, Funny Inspirational

  "The Lives and Opinions of Eminent Philosophers". Book by Diogenes Laertius, p. 187, 1853.

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• Change is not a four letter word...but often your reaction to it is!

  Jeffrey Gitomer

  Inspirational, Funny, Witty

  Twitter post from Feb 05, 2016

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• If you don t know where you are, a map won't help.

  Watts Humphrey

  Baseball, Goals Dreams, Yankees

  Watts S. Humphrey (1989). “Managing the Software Process”, Addison-Wesley Professional

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• Good things come to those who hustle

  Chuck Noll

  Fitness, Patience, Workout

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• Life is a blank canvas, and you need to throw all the paint on it you can.

  Danny Kaye

  Inspirational, Funny, Life

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• We don't stop playing because we grow old; we grow old because we stop playing.

  George Bernard Shaw

  Life, Motivational, Positive

  "Biography/ Personal Quotes". www.imdb.com.

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• If you're going to be able to look back on something and laugh about it, you might as well laugh about it now.

  Marie Osmond

  Inspirational, Funny, Motivational

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• Advice is what we ask for when we already know the answer but wish we didn't.

  Erica Jong

  Funny, Being Strong, Spiritual

  FaceBook post by Erica Jong from Oct 02, 2015

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• Many of us spend half of our time wishing for things we could have if we didn't spend half our time wishing.

  Alexander Woollcott

  Funny, Time, Insperational

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• If at first you don't succeed, then skydiving definitely isn't for you.

  Steven Wright

  Funny, Firsts, Succeed

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• I'm a person who gets better with practice. Getting older is awesome - because you get more practice.

  Zooey Deschanel

  Practice, Get Better, Getting Older

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• Good advice is something a man gives when he is too old to set a bad example.

  Francois de La Rochefoucauld

  Inspirational, Funny, Birthday

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• Life is a shipwreck but we must not forget to sing in the lifeboats.

  Voltaire

  Funny, Witty, Philosophy

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• I didn't fail the test, I just found 100 ways to do it wrong.

  Benjamin Franklin

  Inspirational, Inspiring, Perseverance

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• It's a great lesson about not being too precious about your writing. You have to try your hardest to be at the top of your game and improve every joke you can until the last possible second, and then you have to let it go. You can't be that kid standing at the top of the waterslide, overthinking it...You have to let people see what you wrote.

  Tina Fey

  Writing, Kids, Overthinking

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• I say if you love something, set it in a small cage and pester and smother it with love until it either loves you back or dies.

  Mindy Kaling

  Love, Age, Dies

  Twitter post from Aug 16, 2009

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• When you do not know what you are doing and what you are doing is the best - that is inspiration.

  Robert Bresson

  Inspirational, Funny, Life

  Robert Bresson (2016). “Notes on the Cinematograph”, p.38, New York Review of Books

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• People say nothing is impossible, but I do nothing every day.

  A. A. Milne

  Funny, Inspiring, Witty

  "Fictional character: Winnie The Pooh". "Christopher Robin", www.imdb.com. 2018.

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• The key to success is not through achievement, but through enthusiasm.

  Malcolm Forbes

  Funny, Keys, Achievement

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• When you don't know what you're doing, fake it.

  Jill Shalvis

  Funny Inspirational, Top Management, Fake

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• Always borrow money from a pessimist. He won't expect it back.

  Oscar Wilde

  Funny, Life, Hilarious

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• Friendship is like peeing on yourself: everyone can see it, but only you get the warm feeling that it brings.

  Robert Bloch

  Funny, Hilarious, Humor

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• I know worrying works, because none of the stuff I worried about ever happened.

  Will Rogers

  Inspirational, Funny, Worry

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