Women have all the power because women have all the vaginas.
Assumptions are the termites of relationships.
Bigamy is having one wife too many. Monogamy is the same.
Before marriage, a man will lie awake thinking about something you said; after marriage , he'll fall asleep before you finish saying it.
To grow in our ability to love ourselves we need to receive love as well.
I think that's how Chicago got started. A bunch of people in New York said, 'Gee, I'm enjoying the crime and the poverty, but it just isn't cold enough. Let's go west.'
A man who correctly guesses a woman`s age may be smart, but he's not very bright.
I guess the only way to stop divorce is to stop marriage.
I haven't spoken to my wife in years. I didn't want to interrupt her.
Love does not cause suffering: what causes it is the sense of ownership, which is love's opposite.
However good or bad you feel about your relationship, the person you are with at this moment is the "right" person, because he or she is the mirror of who you are inside.
Don't be reckless with other peoples hearts. And don't put up with people that are reckless with yours.
A man who marries a woman to educate her falls victim to the same fallacy as the woman who marries a man to reform him.
I strongly believe that love is the answer and that it can mend even the deepest unseen wounds. Love can heal, love can console, love can strengthen, and yes, love can make change.
The beginning of love is to let those we love be perfectly themselves, and not to twist them to fit our own image. Otherwise we love only the reflection of ourselves we find in them.
You see a lot of smart guys with dumb women, but you hardly ever see a smart woman with a dumb guy.
I have lost friends, some by death...others by sheer inability to cross the street.
It's been so long since I made love, I can't even remember who gets tied up.
Marriage is like putting your hand into a bag of snakes in the hope of pulling out an eel.
Time flies like an arrow; fruit flies like a banana
we love what we love and who we love who we love and why we love why we love and find a falling shoelace knotted and strung between the fingers of strangers
The only true love is love at first sight; second sight dispels it.
I am getting nowhere with you and I can't let you go and I cant get through.
My first time I jacked off, I thought I'd invented it. I looked down at my sloppy handful of junk and thought, This is going to make me rich.
To wear your heart on your sleeve isn't a very good plan; you should wear it inside, where it functions best.
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