I don't understand you. You don't understand me. What else do we have in common?
The same passions in man and woman nonetheless differ in tempo; hence man and woman do not cease misunderstanding one another.
Do you know what it means to come home at night to a woman who'll give you a little love, a little affection, a little tenderness? It means you're in the wrong house, that's what it means.
good girls go to heaven and bad girls go everywhere
I choose my friends for their good looks, my acquaintances for their good characters, and my enemies for their intellects. A man cannot be too careful in the choice of his enemies.
Relationships dont always make sense. Especially from the outside
I think we can all agree that sleeping around is a great way to meet people.
If Jack's in love, he's no judge of Jill's beauty.
Women are cursed, and men are the proof.
Morality is simply the attitude we adopt towards people whom we personally dislike.
To be happy with a man you must understand him a lot and love him a little. To be happy with a woman you must love her a lot and not try to understand her at all.
More marriages might survive if the partners realized that sometimes the better comes after the worse.
Problems in relationship occur because each person is concentrating on what is missing in the other person.
If we are incapable of finding peace in ourselves, it is pointless to search elsewhere.
Love is a lot like a backache. It doesn't show up on x-rays, but you know it's there.
Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake whole relationships.
I'm at an age when my back goes out more than I do.
I've had bad luck with both my wives. The first one left me and the second one didn't.
The fundamental glue that holds any relationship together is trust.
Relationships give us a reason to live. Revenge.
The quarrels of lovers are like summer storms. Everything is more beautiful when they have passed.
The most important ingredient we put into any relationship is not what we say or what we do, but what we are.
Our greatest joy and our greatest pain comes in our relationships with others.
To know when to go away and when to come closer is the key to any lasting relationship.
When I want to end a relationship I just say, 'You know, I love you. I want to marry you. I want to have your children.' Sometimes they leave skid marks.
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