The only thing necessary for the triumph of evil is for good men to do nothing.
We are masters of the unsaid words, but slaves of those we let slip out.
I have never killed any one, but I have read some obituary notices with great satisfaction.
In three words I can sum up everything I've learned about life: it goes on.
Behind every successful man is a woman, behind her is his wife.
Government 'help' to business is just as disastrous as government persecution... the only way a government can be of service to national prosperity is by keeping its hands off.
Experience is the name so many people give to their mistakes.
There is nothing as tragic as being alive and not enjoying life... Life should be celebrated!
Why do they call it "rush hour" when nothing moves?
Suppose you were an idiot, and suppose you were a member of Congress; but I repeat myself.
Santa Claus has the right idea - visit people only once a year.
How can a woman be expected to be happy with a man who insists on treating her as if she were a perfectly normal human being.
There is nothing stronger in the world than gentleness.
I cook with wine, sometimes I even add it to the food.
I love being married. It's so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life.
That woman speaks eighteen languages, and can't say 'No' in any of them.
I've been looking for a girl like you - not you, but a girl like you.
Everything has been figured out, except how to live.
I never drink water because of the disgusting things that fish do in it.
Anyone who lives within their means suffers from a lack of imagination.
'I am' is reportedly the shortest sentence in the English language. Could it be that 'I do' is the longest sentence?
The secret to creativity is knowing how to hide your sources.
You should always go to other people's funerals, otherwise, they won't come to yours.
A gentleman is one who never hurts anyone's feelings unintentionally.
The more I learn about people, the more I like my dog.
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