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• I don't write cheques anymore because I end up signing them "with love, shan rukh"

  Shahrukh Khan

  Writing, Ends, Cheques

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• I was the kid next door's imaginary friend.

  Emo Philips

  Funny, Friendship, Kids

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• God... a being whose only definition is that he is beyond man's power to conceive.

  Ayn Rand

  Faith, Religious, Men

  Ayn Rand (1988). “The Ayn Rand Lexicon: Objectivism from A to Z”, p.335, Penguin

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• Never feel remorse for what you have thought about your wife; she has thought much worse things about you.

  Jean Rostand

  Funny, Marriage, Humorous

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• Have enough sense to know, ahead of time, when your skills will not extend to wallpapering.

  Marilyn vos Savant

  Funny, Humorous, Skills

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• All science is either physics or stamp collecting.

  Ernest Rutherford

  Humorous, Science, Insightful

  Quoted in J. B. Birks, Rutherford at Manchester (1962)

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• Nagging is the repetition of unpalatable truths.

  Edith Summerskill, Baroness Summerskill

  Funny, Nagging, Repetition

  Speech to Married Women's Association, House of Commons, 14 July 1960, in The Times 15 July 1960

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• Yes it's going really well. We are planning on having a baby together.

  Shahrukh Khan

  Baby, Together, Planning

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  Give me a museum and I'll fill it.

  Pablo Picasso

  Powerful, Humorous, Museums

  "Biography/ Personal Quotes". www.imdb.com.

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• I would like to be able to admire a man's opinions as I would his dog - without being expected to take it home with me.

  Frank A. Clark

  Dog, Humorous, Home

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• A desire presupposes the possibility of action to achieve it; action presupposes a goal which is worth achieving.

  Ayn Rand

  Inspirational, Goal, Desire

  Ayn Rand (2016). “Atlas Shrugged”, p.286, Hamilton Books

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• Statistics show that teen pregnancy drops off significantly after age 2

  MaryAnne Tebedo

  Funny, Pregnancy, Age

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• I'm not a real movie star. I've still got the same wife I started out with twenty-eight years ago.

  Will Rogers

  Funny, Movie, Stars

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• I never miss a chance to have sex or appear on television.

  Gore Vidal

  Sex, Powerful, Humorous

  "Gore Vidal: The United States of Amnesia: Tribeca Review" by Frank Scheck, www.hollywoodreporter.com. April 19, 2013.

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• Always forgive your enemies - nothing annoys them so much.

  Oscar Wilde

  Love, Inspirational, Funny

  Oscar Wilde (1947). “The Happy Prince”, p.16, New Line Publishing

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• Any man who is under 30, and is not a liberal, has no heart; and any man who is over 30, and is not a conservative, has no brains.

  Winston Churchill

  Powerful, Humorous, Heart

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• A hospital bed is a parked taxi with the meter running.

  Groucho Marx

  Funny, Running, Inspiration

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• You have to count on living every single day in a way you believe will make you feel good about your life - so that if it were over tomorrow, you'd be content with yourself.

  Jane Seymour

  Life, Happiness, Believe

  "Personal Quotes/ Biography". www.imdb.com.

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• A word of kindness is seldom spoken in vain, while witty saying are as easily lost as the pearls slipping from a broken string.

  George D. Prentice

  Kindness, Broken, Pearls

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• I would challenge you to a battle of wits, but I see you are unarmed!

  William Shakespeare

  Sarcastic, Funny Life, Imagination

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• The real fact of the matter is that nobody reads ads. People read what interests them, and sometimes it's an ad.

  Howard Gossage

  Wise, Real, People

  Howard Luck Gossage, Kim B. Rotzoll, Jarlath Graham, June Barrows Mussey (1986). “Is there any hope for advertising?”, Univ of Illinois Pr

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• We must believe in luck. For how else can we explain the success of those we don't like?

  Jean Cocteau

  Inspirational, Funny, Congratulations

  Remark after his election to Académie Française, 1955.

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• The witty woman is a tragic figure in American life. Wit destroys eroticism and eroticism destroys wit, so women must choose between taking lovers and taking no prisoners.

  Florence King

  Love, Figures, Tragic

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• If I were two-faced, would I be wearing this one?

  Abraham Lincoln

  Funny, Powerful, Humorous

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• Who the hell wants to hear actors talk?

  Harry Warner

  Inspirational, Humorous, Silly

  "Biography/ Personal Quotes". www.imdb.com.

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