Witty Quotes - Page 10

• Have enough sense to know, ahead of time, when your skills will not extend to wallpapering.

  Marilyn vos Savant

  Funny, Humorous, Skills

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• To sit alone with my conscience will be judgment enough for me.

  Charles Stubbs

  Atheist, Powerful, Humorous

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• I've just learned about his illness. Let's hope it's nothing trivial.

  Irvin S. Cobb

  Sarcastic, Powerful, Humorous

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• Your Highness, I have no need of this hypothesis.

  Pierre-Simon Laplace

  Inspirational, Humorous, Doubt

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• Nagging is the repetition of unpalatable truths.

  Edith Summerskill, Baroness Summerskill

  Funny, Nagging, Repetition

  Speech to Married Women's Association, House of Commons, 14 July 1960, in The Times 15 July 1960

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• Statistics show that teen pregnancy drops off significantly after age 2

  MaryAnne Tebedo

  Funny, Pregnancy, Age

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• Yeah, I treat all my heroines like children now. I pick them up, I cuddle them, I call them baby.

  Shahrukh Khan

  Baby, Children, Yeah

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• I don't write cheques anymore because I end up signing them "with love, shan rukh"

  Shahrukh Khan

  Writing, Ends, Cheques

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• Yes it's going really well. We are planning on having a baby together.

  Shahrukh Khan

  Baby, Together, Planning

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• I would like to be able to admire a man's opinions as I would his dog - without being expected to take it home with me.

  Frank A. Clark

  Dog, Humorous, Home

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• The only possible conclusion the social sciences can draw is: some do, some don't.

  Ernest Rutherford

  Humorous, Science, Engineering

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• Women should be tough, tender, laugh as much as possible, and live long lives. The struggle for equality continues unabated, and the woman warrior who is armed with wit and courage will be among the first to celebrate victory.

  Maya Angelou

  Struggle, Warrior, Laughing

  Maya Angelou (2011). “Wouldn't Take Nothing for My Journey Now”, p.6, Bantam

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• Sons branch out, but one woman leads to another.

  Margaret Atwood

  Son, Branches, One Woman

  Margaret Atwood (2012). “Selected Poems II: 1976 - 1986”, p.24, Houghton Mifflin Harcourt

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• I never miss a chance to have sex or appear on television.

  Gore Vidal

  Sex, Powerful, Humorous

  "Gore Vidal: The United States of Amnesia: Tribeca Review" by Frank Scheck, www.hollywoodreporter.com. April 19, 2013.

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• Always forgive your enemies - nothing annoys them so much.

  Oscar Wilde

  Love, Inspirational, Funny

  Oscar Wilde (1947). “The Happy Prince”, p.16, New Line Publishing

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• Any man who is under 30, and is not a liberal, has no heart; and any man who is over 30, and is not a conservative, has no brains.

  Winston Churchill

  Powerful, Humorous, Heart

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• A hospital bed is a parked taxi with the meter running.

  Groucho Marx

  Funny, Running, Inspiration

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• You have to count on living every single day in a way you believe will make you feel good about your life - so that if it were over tomorrow, you'd be content with yourself.

  Jane Seymour

  Life, Happiness, Believe

  "Personal Quotes/ Biography". www.imdb.com.

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• A word of kindness is seldom spoken in vain, while witty saying are as easily lost as the pearls slipping from a broken string.

  George D. Prentice

  Kindness, Broken, Pearls

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• I would challenge you to a battle of wits, but I see you are unarmed!

  William Shakespeare

  Sarcastic, Funny Life, Imagination

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• The real fact of the matter is that nobody reads ads. People read what interests them, and sometimes it's an ad.

  Howard Gossage

  Wise, Real, People

  Howard Luck Gossage, Kim B. Rotzoll, Jarlath Graham, June Barrows Mussey (1986). “Is there any hope for advertising?”, Univ of Illinois Pr

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• We must believe in luck. For how else can we explain the success of those we don't like?

  Jean Cocteau

  Inspirational, Funny, Congratulations

  Remark after his election to Académie Française, 1955.

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• The witty woman is a tragic figure in American life. Wit destroys eroticism and eroticism destroys wit, so women must choose between taking lovers and taking no prisoners.

  Florence King

  Love, Figures, Tragic

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• If I were two-faced, would I be wearing this one?

  Abraham Lincoln

  Funny, Powerful, Humorous

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• Who the hell wants to hear actors talk?

  Harry Warner

  Inspirational, Humorous, Silly

  "Biography/ Personal Quotes". www.imdb.com.

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