Witty Quotes - Page 11

• I was the kid next door's imaginary friend.

  Emo Philips

  Funny, Friendship, Kids

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  Give me a museum and I'll fill it.

  Pablo Picasso

  Powerful, Humorous, Museums

  "Biography/ Personal Quotes". www.imdb.com.

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• I base most of my fashion taste on what doesn't itch.

  Gilda Radner

  Fashion, Funny Inspirational, Life And Love

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• God... a being whose only definition is that he is beyond man's power to conceive.

  Ayn Rand

  Faith, Religious, Men

  Ayn Rand (1988). “The Ayn Rand Lexicon: Objectivism from A to Z”, p.335, Penguin

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• A desire presupposes the possibility of action to achieve it; action presupposes a goal which is worth achieving.

  Ayn Rand

  Inspirational, Goal, Desire

  Ayn Rand (2016). “Atlas Shrugged”, p.286, Hamilton Books

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• Individual rights are the means of subordinating society to moral law.

  Ayn Rand

  Humor, Mean, Rights

  Ayn Rand, Nathaniel Branden, Alan Greenspan, Robert Hessen (1986). “Capitalism: The Unknown Ideal”, p.305, Penguin

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• I'm not a real movie star. I've still got the same wife I started out with twenty-eight years ago.

  Will Rogers

  Funny, Movie, Stars

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• Never feel remorse for what you have thought about your wife; she has thought much worse things about you.

  Jean Rostand

  Funny, Marriage, Humorous

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• In Hollywood a marriage is a success if it outlasts milk.

  Rita Rudner

  Funny, Success, Marriage

  "Biography/ Personal Quotes". www.imdb.com.

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• My boyfriend and I broke up. He wanted to get married and I didn't want him to.

  Rita Rudner

  Boyfriend, Marriage, Breakup

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• I want to have children, but my friends scare me. One of my friends told me she was in labor for 36 hours. I don't even want to do anything that feels good for 36 hours.

  Rita Rudner

  Children, Parenting, Feel Good

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• All science is either physics or stamp collecting.

  Ernest Rutherford

  Humorous, Science, Insightful

  Quoted in J. B. Birks, Rutherford at Manchester (1962)

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• Have enough sense to know, ahead of time, when your skills will not extend to wallpapering.

  Marilyn vos Savant

  Funny, Humorous, Skills

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• To sit alone with my conscience will be judgment enough for me.

  Charles Stubbs

  Atheist, Powerful, Humorous

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• I've just learned about his illness. Let's hope it's nothing trivial.

  Irvin S. Cobb

  Sarcastic, Powerful, Humorous

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• Your Highness, I have no need of this hypothesis.

  Pierre-Simon Laplace

  Inspirational, Humorous, Doubt

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• Nagging is the repetition of unpalatable truths.

  Edith Summerskill, Baroness Summerskill

  Funny, Nagging, Repetition

  Speech to Married Women's Association, House of Commons, 14 July 1960, in The Times 15 July 1960

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• Statistics show that teen pregnancy drops off significantly after age 2

  MaryAnne Tebedo

  Funny, Pregnancy, Age

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• Yeah, I treat all my heroines like children now. I pick them up, I cuddle them, I call them baby.

  Shahrukh Khan

  Baby, Children, Yeah

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• I don't write cheques anymore because I end up signing them "with love, shan rukh"

  Shahrukh Khan

  Writing, Ends, Cheques

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• Yes it's going really well. We are planning on having a baby together.

  Shahrukh Khan

  Baby, Together, Planning

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• I would like to be able to admire a man's opinions as I would his dog - without being expected to take it home with me.

  Frank A. Clark

  Dog, Humorous, Home

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• The only possible conclusion the social sciences can draw is: some do, some don't.

  Ernest Rutherford

  Humorous, Science, Engineering

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• Women should be tough, tender, laugh as much as possible, and live long lives. The struggle for equality continues unabated, and the woman warrior who is armed with wit and courage will be among the first to celebrate victory.

  Maya Angelou

  Struggle, Warrior, Laughing

  Maya Angelou (2011). “Wouldn't Take Nothing for My Journey Now”, p.6, Bantam

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• Sons branch out, but one woman leads to another.

  Margaret Atwood

  Son, Branches, One Woman

  Margaret Atwood (2012). “Selected Poems II: 1976 - 1986”, p.24, Houghton Mifflin Harcourt

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