You can always count on Americans to do the right thing - after they've tried everything else.
The whole of science is nothing more than a refinement of everyday thinking.
Some editors are failed writers, but so are most writers.
Husbands are like fires - they go out when unattended.
Enemies are so stimulating.
College isn't the place to go for ideas.
Whenever I start feeling too arrogant about myself, I always take a trip to the U.S. The immigration guys kick the star out of my stardom.
We're going to turn this team around 360 degrees.
I used to be Snow White, but I drifted.
Imitation is the sincerest form of television.
If my films make one more person miserable, I'll feel I have done my job.
Never lend your car to anyone to whom you have given birth.
He was happily married - but his wife wasn't.
Miami Beach is where neon goes to die.
You have to love your children unselfishly. That's hard. But it's the only way.
Parents are the last people on earth who ought to have children.
The only difference between me and a madman is that I'm not mad.
Each problem that I solved became a rule, which served afterwards to solve other problems.
He would make a lovely corpse.
Most women set out to try to change a man, and when they have changed him they do not like him.
I like children - fried.
I refuse to join any club that would have me as a member.
Alimony is like buying hay for a dead horse.
A man may be a fool and not know it, but not if he is married.
A pint of sweat, saves a gallon of blood.
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