Experience is simply the name we give our mistakes.
Reality is nothing but a collective hunch.
Tell them to stand closer apart.
Truth is not determined by majority vote.
Good people do not need laws to tell them to act responsibly, while bad people will find a way around the laws.
Intellectuals solve problems, geniuses prevent them.
Diplomacy is the art of saying 'Nice doggie' until you can find a rock.
A man who carries a cat by the tail learns something he can learn in no other way.
Everyone smiles in the same language.
Only a few things are really important.
If people concentrated on the really important things in life, there'd be a shortage of fishing poles.
The only fool bigger than the person who knows it all is the person who argues with him.
Nothing spoils a good story like the arrival of an eyewitness.
Pornography is literature designed to be read with one hand.
If I wanted to go crazy I would do it in Washington because it would not be noticed
Some men change their party for the sake of their principles; others their principles for the sake of their party
Why are our days numbered and not, say, lettered?
A large nose is the mark of a witty, courteous, affable, generous and liberal man.
Brigands demand your money or your life; women require both.
A girl can wait for the right man to come along but in the meantime that still doesn't mean she can't have a wonderful time with all the wrong ones.
That's the trouble with directors. Always biting the hand that lays the golden egg.
A man reserves his true and deepest love not for the species of woman in whose company he finds himself electrified and enkindled, but for that one in whose company he may feel tenderly drowsy.
I'm sorry, if you were right, I'd agree with you.
I came from a real tough neighborhood. Once a guy pulled a knife on me. I knew he wasn't a professional, the knife had butter on it.
A woman has got to love a bad man once or twice in her life, to be thankful for a good one.
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