A witty saying proves nothing.
Seduction is about intelligence and wit. Someone who makes me laugh has every chance to seduce me.
Any man who is under 30, and is not a liberal, has no heart; and any man who is over 30, and is not a conservative, has no brains.
There's nothing wrong with you that a little Prozac and a polo mallet can't cure.
For your information, I would like to ask a question.
I can resist everything except temptation.
If there is anything the nonconformist hates worse than a conformist, it's another nonconformist who doesn't conform to the prevailing standard of nonconformity.
I never miss a chance to have sex or appear on television.
The last woman I was in was the Statue of Liberty.
I can handle reality in small doses, but as a lifestyle, it's much too confining.
Were kisses all the joys in bed,
One woman would another wed.
[on pop idol Donny Osmond] He has Van Gogh's ear for music.
Do I have an option? when asked by the press if she was "running as a woman."
Television has brought back murder into the home - where it belongs.
I can write better than anybody who can write faster, and I can write faster than anybody who can write better.
Smoking kills. If you're killed, you've lost a very important part of your life.
Some of us are becoming the men we wanted to marry.
Some of my best leading men have been dogs and horses.
If you want a friend in Washington, buy a dog.
He who hesitates is a damned fool.
I've been in more laps than a napkin.
I believe in censorship. I made a fortune out of it.
If you give your life as a wholehearted response to love, then love will wholeheartedly respond to you.
I read the book of Job last night, I don't think God comes out well in it.
I have an existential map. It has 'You are here' written all over it.
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