Witty Quotes - Page 6

• A witty saying proves nothing.

  Voltaire

  Inspirational, Humorous, Book

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• Seduction is about intelligence and wit. Someone who makes me laugh has every chance to seduce me.

  Riccardo Tisci

  Sexy, Laughter, Laughing

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• Any man who is under 30, and is not a liberal, has no heart; and any man who is over 30, and is not a conservative, has no brains.

  Winston Churchill

  Powerful, Humorous, Heart

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• There's nothing wrong with you that a little Prozac and a polo mallet can't cure.

  Woody Allen

  Funny, Depression, Adversity

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• For your information, I would like to ask a question.

  Samuel Goldwyn

  Funny, Sarcastic, Sarcasm

  "Personal Quotes/ Biography". www.imdb.com.

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• I can resist everything except temptation.

  Oscar Wilde

  Funny, Sarcastic, Good Life

  Lady Windermere's Fan act 1 (1892) See Balzac 1; Clementina Graham 1; Mae West 19; Wilde 25

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• If there is anything the nonconformist hates worse than a conformist, it's another nonconformist who doesn't conform to the prevailing standard of nonconformity.

  Bill Vaughan

  Funny, Hater, Being Different

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• I never miss a chance to have sex or appear on television.

  Gore Vidal

  Sex, Powerful, Humorous

  "Gore Vidal: The United States of Amnesia: Tribeca Review" by Frank Scheck, www.hollywoodreporter.com. April 19, 2013.

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• The last woman I was in was the Statue of Liberty.

  Woody Allen

  Humorous, Liberty, Lasts

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• I can handle reality in small doses, but as a lifestyle, it's much too confining.

  Lily Tomlin

  Reality, Lifestyle, Handle

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• Were kisses all the joys in bed,
  One woman would another wed.

  William Shakespeare

  Funny, Sex, Kissing

  William Shakespeare (1841). “The Poems of Willm Shakspere”, p.142

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• [on pop idol Donny Osmond] He has Van Gogh's ear for music.

  Billy Wilder

  Life, Music, Sarcastic

  "Personal Quotes/ Biography". www.imdb.com.

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• Do I have an option? when asked by the press if she was "running as a woman."

  Patricia Schroeder

  Running, Ifs, Presses

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• Television has brought back murder into the home - where it belongs.

  Alfred Hitchcock

  Funny, Smart, Humorous

  In Observer 19 Dec. 1965

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• I can write better than anybody who can write faster, and I can write faster than anybody who can write better.

  A. J. Liebling

  Powerful, Humorous, Writing

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• Smoking kills. If you're killed, you've lost a very important part of your life.

  Brooke Shields

  Funny, Life, Stupid

  Testimony at House of Representatives hearings on cigarette advertising, 25 June 1981

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• Some of us are becoming the men we wanted to marry.

  Gloria Steinem

  Marriage, Work, Women

  Speech at Yale University, New Haven, Conn., 23 Sept. 1981

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• Some of my best leading men have been dogs and horses.

  Elizabeth Taylor

  Sarcastic, Dog, Horse

  Twitter post from Jan 03, 2017

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• If you want a friend in Washington, buy a dog.

  Harry S. Truman

  Funny, Hilarious, Dog

  "The Wit & Wisdom of Harry Truman".

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• He who hesitates is a damned fool.

  Mae West

  Funny, Humorous, Drinking

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• I've been in more laps than a napkin.

  Mae West

  Funny, Sarcastic, Humorous

  "The 2,548 Best Things Anybody Ever Said" by Robert Byrne, #685, 2006.

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• I believe in censorship. I made a fortune out of it.

  Mae West

  Funny, Women, Believe

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• If you give your life as a wholehearted response to love, then love will wholeheartedly respond to you.

  Marianne Williamson

  Love, Cute, Giving

  "Biography/ Personal Quotes". www.imdb.com.

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• I read the book of Job last night, I don't think God comes out well in it.

  Virginia Woolf

  Jobs, Book, Night

  Virginia Woolf (1975). “The letters of Virginia Woolf”, Harcourt

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• I have an existential map. It has 'You are here' written all over it.

  Steven Wright

  Life, Humorous, Maps

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