Witty Quotes - Page 8

• A little sincerity is a dangerous thing, and a great deal of it is absolutely fatal.

  Oscar Wilde

  Funny, Sarcasm, Littles

  'The Critic as Artist' pt. 2 in 'Intentions' (1891)

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• Our national flower is the concrete cloverleaf.

  Lewis Mumford

  Funny, Flower, Concrete

  Quote Magazine 8 Oct. 1961

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• He has no enemies, but he is intensely disliked by his friends.

  Oscar Wilde

  Funny, Friendship, Sarcastic

  "The Works of Oscar Wilde".

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• The physician can bury his mistakes, but the architect can only advise his clients to plant vines.

  Frank Lloyd Wright

  Badass, Mistake, Humorous

  The New York Times Magazine, October 04, 1953.

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• The last woman I was in was the Statue of Liberty.

  Woody Allen

  Humorous, Liberty, Lasts

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• Moral indignation is jealousy with a halo.

  H. G. Wells

  Jealousy, Humorous, Hypocrisy

  The Wife of Sir Isaac Harman (1914) ch. 9, sect. 2

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• If two wrongs don't make a right, try three.

  Laurence J. Peter

  Funny, Revenge, Laughter

  Laurence J. Peter (1979). “Peter's people”, W. Morrow

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• Men, their rights, and nothing more; women, their rights, and nothing less.

  Susan B. Anthony

  Strong Women, Independent, Humor

  Motto of The Revolution (newspaper), 8 Jan. 1868

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• Never raise your hand to your children - it leaves your midsection unprotected.

  Robert Orben

  Funny, Children, Humorous

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• You can't be a real country unless you have a beer and an airline. It helps if you have some kind of a football team, or some nuclear weapons, but at the very least you need a beer.

  Frank Zappa

  Funny, Football, Country

  Frank Zappa, Peter Occhiogrosso (1990). “Real Frank Zappa Book”, p.231, Simon and Schuster

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• TV is chewing gum for the eyes.

  Frank Lloyd Wright

  Funny, Humorous, Eye

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• Art is the only way to run away without leaving home.

  Twyla Tharp

  Music, Dance, Running

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• Men have become the tools of their tools.

  Henry David Thoreau

  Work, Humorous, Science

  1854 Walden, or Life in the Woods,'Economy'.

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• I love to go to Washington - if only to be near my money.

  Bob Hope

  Love, Funny, Money

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• In war it does not matter who is right, but who is left.

  Winston Churchill

  Funny, War, Doe

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• Men don't care what's on TV. They only care what else is on TV.

  Jerry Seinfeld

  Funny, Humorous, Men

  Biography/Personal Quotes, www.imdb.com.

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• I never expected to see the day when girls would get sunburned in the places they now do.

  Will Rogers

  Inspirational, Funny, Girl

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  The best argument against democracy is a five-minute conversation with the average voter.

  Winston Churchill

  Funny, Trust, Freedom

  Winston S. Churchill (2013). “Churchill By Himself”, p.1079, RosettaBooks

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• Always borrow money from a pessimist. He won't expect it back.

  Oscar Wilde

  Funny, Life, Hilarious

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• I found there was only one way to look thin: hang out with fat people.

  Rodney Dangerfield

  Funny, Humorous, People

  "Biography/ Personal Quotes". www.imdb.com.

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• All right everyone, line up alphabetically according to your height.

  Casey Stengel

  Funny, Laughter, Humorous

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• For your information, I would like to ask a question.

  Samuel Goldwyn

  Funny, Sarcastic, Sarcasm

  "Personal Quotes/ Biography". www.imdb.com.

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• Happiness is having a large, loving, caring, close-knit family in another city.

  George Burns

  Love, Inspirational, Funny

  Biography/Personal Quotes, www.imdb.com.

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• I would have made a good pope.

  Richard M. Nixon

  Humorous, Profound, Political

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• I think it would be a good idea.

  Mahatma Gandhi

  Powerful, Humorous, Thinking

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