Suicide is man's way of telling God, 'You can't fire me - I quit.'
It is not worth the bother of killing yourself, since you always kill yourself too late.
If I had no sense of humor I should long ago have committed suicide.
Killing yourself is a major commitment, it takes a kind of courage. Most people just lead lives of cowardly desperation. It's kinda half suicide where you just dull yourself with substances.
Drinking is an emotional thing. It joggles you out of the standardism of everyday life, out of everything being the same.
Anyone desperate enough for suicide... should be desperate enough to go to creative extremes to solve problems: elope at midnight, stow away on the boat to New Zealand and start over, do what they always wanted to do but were afraid to try.
Laugh whenever you can. Keeps you from killing yourself when things are bad. That and vodka.
This is a serious, serious condition that is also called postpartum psychosis. And that's where, literally, you get so bad that you end up either hurting the baby or killing yourself.
Drinking is an emotional thing. It joggles you out of the standardism of everyday life, out of everything being the same. It yanks you out of your body and your mind and throws you against the wall. I have the feeling that drinking is a form of suicide where you're allowed to return to life and begin all over the next day. It's like killing yourself, and then you're reborn. I guess I've lived about ten or fifteen thousand lives now.
There comes a time when you look into the mirror and you realize that what you see is all that you will ever be. And then you accept it. Or you kill yourself. Or you stop looking in mirrors.
It goes Christmas, New Year's Eve, Valentine's Day. Is that fair to anyone who's alone? These are all days you gotta be with someone. And if you didn't get around to killing yourself at Christmas or New Year's, boom! There's Valentine's Day. I think there should be one more after Valentine's Day just called, 'Who could love you?'
It takes far less courage to kill yourself than it takes to wake up one more time. It is harder to stay where you are than to get out.
Nobody's trying to kill you, Deirdre. You're killing yourself.
I was in analysis. I was suicidal. As a matter of fact, I would have killed myself, but I was in analysis with a strict Freudian and if you kill yourself they make you pay for the sessions you miss.
You're killing yourself with cynicism. Your idols got taken away from you one by one and now you have nothing to give your love to.
I write a song because I want to. I think the moment you start writing it to make money, you're starting to kill yourself artistically.
Someone once defined humor as a way to keep from killing yourself. I keep my sense of humor and I stay alive.
You can kill time or kill yourself, it comes to the same thing in the end.
I hated tobacco. I could have almost lent my support to any institution that had for its object the putting of tobacco smokers to death...I now feel that smoking in moderation is a comfortable and laudable practice, and is productive of good. There is no more harm in a pipe than in a cup of tea. You may poison yourself by drinking too much green tea, and kill yourself by eating too many beefsteaks. For my part, I consider that tobacco, in moderation, is a sweetener and equalizer of the temper.
You're 28, why are you going to goth clubs? Do what I do, sit at home & wait to die. You don't have to kill yourself, you're just waiting.
or simply:
