I never forget a face, but in your case I'll make an exception.
I never forget a face, but in your case I'll be glad to make an exception.
Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.
I didn't fight my way to the top of the food chain to be a vegetarian.
I did not climb to the top of the food chain to eat carrots.
The early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese
Every time I look at you I get a fierce desire to be lonesome.
The second mouse gets the cheese!
Don't take life too seriously.
Some cause happiness wherever they go; others, whenever they go.
I love being married. It's so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life.
Always remember that you are absolutely unique. Just like everyone else.
He has no enemies, but he is intensely disliked by his friends.
The secret to creativity is knowing how to hide your sources.
I didn't attend the funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it.
Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm.
Sometimes I need what only you can provide: your absence.
Stress is when you wake up screaming and realize you haven't fallen asleep yet
Not a shred of evidence exists in favor of the idea that life is serious.
No, Groucho is not my real name. I am breaking it in for a friend.
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