Too much of anything is bad, but too much good whiskey is barely enough.
Too much of anything is bad, but too much Champagne is just right.
Always carry a flagon of whiskey in case of snakebite, and furthermore always carry a small snake.
The water was not fit to drink. To make it palatable, we had to add whisky. By diligent effort, I learned to like it.
I like my whisky old and my women young.
There is no bad whiskey. There are only some whiskeys that aren't as good as others.
Love makes the world go round? Not at all. Whiskey makes it go round twice as fast.
Wine is constant proof that God loves us and likes to see us happy.
I love to sing, and I love to drink scotch. Most people would rather hear me drink scotch.
Whiskey, like a beautiful woman, demands appreciation. You gaze first, then it's time to drink.
I should never have switched from Scotch to Martinis.
Well, I wish some of you would tell me the brand of whiskey that Grant drinks. I would like to send a barrel of it to my other generals.
The light music of whiskey falling into glasses made an agreeable interlude.
Give an Irishman lager for a month and he's a dead man. An Irishman's stomach is lined with copper, and the beer corrodes it. But whiskey polishes the copper and is the saving of him.
Happiness is having a rare steak, a bottle of whiskey, and a dog to eat the rare steak.
Give me a woman who loves beer and I will conquer the world.
I wish to live to 150 years old, but the day I die, I wish it to be with a cigarette in one hand and a glass of whiskey in the other.
Drown in a cold vat of whiskey? Death, where is thy sting?
If when you say 'whiskey' you mean the devil's brew, the poison scourge, the bloody monster that defiles innocence, dethrones reason... then I am certainly against it. But, if when you say 'whiskey' you mean the oil of conversation, the philosophic wine... the drink that enables a man to magnify his joy... then I am certainly for it. This is my stand. I will not retreat from it. I will not compromise.
God made yeast, as well as dough, and loves fermentation just as dearly as he loves vegetation.
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