Bacteria: The only culture some people have.
Out of my mind. Back in five minutes.
The second mouse gets the cheese!
I never forget a face, but in your case I'll make an exception.
A bartender is just a pharmacist with a limited inventory.
The early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese
Never go to bed mad. Stay up and fight.
I don't suffer from my insanity -- I enjoy every minute of it.
A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.
Did you ever stop to think, and forget to start again?
A bank is a place that will lend you money if you can prove that you don't need it.
My fake plants died because I did not pretend to water them.
If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.
I never forget a face, but in your case I'll be glad to make an exception.
Support bacteria - they're the only culture some people have.
Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit; wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad.
The worst time to have a heart attack is during a game of charades.
On the other hand, you have different fingers.
When everything's coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.
How do you know when you're finished making love?
Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder.
There are three kinds of people: those who can count, and those who cannot.
He who laughs last, thinks slowest.
I didn't fight my way to the top of the food chain to be a vegetarian.
Some people are only alive because it is illegal to kill.
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