Bill Hicks Quotes - Page 11

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• It's really weird how your life changes. Tonight I'm drinking water. Four years ago? Opium. Night and day, you know?

  Bill Hicks

  Life Changing, Drinking, Night

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• In Australia...they celebrate Easter the same...by telling our children a giant bunny rabbit...left chocolate eggs in the night

  Bill Hicks

  Easter, Children, Night

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• I'll smoke, I'll cough, I'll get the tumors, I'll die, deal? Thank you America. [salutes]

  Bill Hicks

  America, Salute, Deals

  "Sane Man", 1989.

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• I've said all that I've had to say.

  Bill Hicks

  Said, Last Words

  Last words, 1994.

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• Yesterday, some hooligans knocked over a dustbin in Shaftesbury.

  Bill Hicks

  Yesterday, Dustbin

  "Arizona Bay". Comedy album by Bill Hicks, 1997.

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• What are you reading for?

  Bill Hicks

  Reading

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• I used to love to call L.A. when I lived in New York... Is that the Big One I hear in the background? Bye, you lizard scum! Bye!

  Bill Hicks

  New York, Bye, Scum

  "Arizona Bay". Comedy album by Bill Hicks, 1997.

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• To me, Texas is Austin, a bunch of cool people trying to make a difference.

  Bill Hicks

  Texas, Differences, People

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• And if I can take part in it by transforming my own consciousness, then someone else's, I'm happy to do it.

  Bill Hicks

  Consciousness, Transforming, My Own

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• You all saw him - he had a gun.

  Bill Hicks

  Gun, Saws

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• How dare you have wino tell me not to do drugs.

  Bill Hicks

  Drug, Winos, Dare

  Bill Hicks (2009). “Love All the People (New Edition)”, p.102, Hachette UK

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• So scary watching the news...Like Iraq...could ever under any stretch of the imagination be any threat to us whatsoever.

  Bill Hicks

  Iraq, Imagination, Scary

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• Oh--won't we party hard when L.A. goes kersplash?...L.A. fell in the ocean?... There is a God. He loves us all so much.

  Bill Hicks

  Party, Ocean, Party Hard

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• And I'm not getting laid! What am I doing wrong?

  Bill Hicks

  Getting Laid

  "Arizona Bay". Live album by Bill Hicks, 1997.

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• Ultimately, it is in fun. It is supposed to be highly entertaining.

  Bill Hicks

  Fun, Entertaining, Supposed To Be

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