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I'm not into those kind of rivalries. I remember standing out in front of Stratford, minding my own business. Carload of about eighty kids would pull up: 'STRATFORD SUCKS!' Am I supposed to run after these guys? I'd just stand there, you know. They'd back up. 'STRATFORD SUCKS! ...STRATFORD SUCKS!' I'd say, 'I know. I go there. You're wasting gas, man.

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Running, Kids, Men

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It's really weird how your life changes. Tonight I'm drinking water. Four years ago? Opium. Night and day, you know?

Bill Hicks

Life Changing, Drinking, Night

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In Australia...they celebrate Easter the same...by telling our children a giant bunny rabbit...left chocolate eggs in the night

Bill Hicks

Easter, Children, Night

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I'll smoke, I'll cough, I'll get the tumors, I'll die, deal? Thank you America. [salutes]

Bill Hicks

America, Salute, Deals

"Sane Man", 1989.

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What are you reading for?

Bill Hicks

Reading

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Yesterday, some hooligans knocked over a dustbin in Shaftesbury.

Bill Hicks

Yesterday, Dustbin

"Arizona Bay". Comedy album by Bill Hicks, 1997.

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I've said all that I've had to say.

Bill Hicks

Said, Last Words

Last words, 1994.

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I used to love to call L.A. when I lived in New York... Is that the Big One I hear in the background? Bye, you lizard scum! Bye!

Bill Hicks

New York, Bye, Scum

"Arizona Bay". Comedy album by Bill Hicks, 1997.

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To me, Texas is Austin, a bunch of cool people trying to make a difference.

Bill Hicks

Texas, Differences, People

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Oh--won't we party hard when L.A. goes kersplash?...L.A. fell in the ocean?... There is a God. He loves us all so much.

Bill Hicks

Party, Ocean, Party Hard

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So scary watching the news...Like Iraq...could ever under any stretch of the imagination be any threat to us whatsoever.

Bill Hicks

Iraq, Imagination, Scary

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You all saw him - he had a gun.

Bill Hicks

Gun, Saws

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How dare you have wino tell me not to do drugs.

Bill Hicks

Drug, Winos, Dare

Bill Hicks (2009). “Love All the People (New Edition)”, p.102, Hachette UK

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Ultimately, it is in fun. It is supposed to be highly entertaining.

Bill Hicks

Fun, Entertaining, Supposed To Be

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And I'm not getting laid! What am I doing wrong?

Bill Hicks

Getting Laid

"Arizona Bay". Live album by Bill Hicks, 1997.

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Born: December 16, 1961
Died: February 26, 1994
Occupation: Comedian
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