Alcohol gives you infinite patience for stupidity.
Drunkenness is nothing but voluntary madness.
First you take a drink, then the drink takes a drink, then the drink takes you.
Now don't say you can't swear off drinking; it's easy. I've done it a thousand times.
Wine is constant proof that God loves us and likes to see us happy.
My rule of life prescribed as an absolutely sacred rite smoking cigars and also the drinking of alcohol before, after and if need be during all meals and in the intervals between them.
I have taken more out of alcohol than alcohol has taken out of me.
My rule of life prescribed as an absolutely sacred rite smoking cigars.
Alcohol is like love. The first kiss is magic, the second is intimate, the third is routine. After that you take the girl's clothes off.
I tried to drown my sorrows, but the bastards learned how to swim, and now I am overwhelmed by this decent and good feeling.
When the wine is in, the wit is out.
To some it's a six-pack, to me it's a "support group". Salvation in a can!
It’s a great advantage not to drink among hard drinking people.
Life is a waste of time and time is a waste of life, so let's all get wasted and have the time of our lives.
I began to think vodka was my drink at last. It didn’t taste like anything, but it went straight down into my stomach like a sword swallowers’ sword and made me feel powerful and godlike.
BRANDY, n. A cordial composed on one part thunder-and-lightning, one part remorse, two parts bloody murder, one part death-hell-and-the-grave and four parts clarified Satan.
A bartender is just a pharmacist with a limited inventory.
When you drank the world was still out there, but for the moment it didn’t have you by the throat.
Health - what my friends are always drinking to before they fall down.
A meal without wine is like a day without sun
I spent a lot of money on booze, birds and fast cars. The rest I just squandered.
What's drinking? A mere pause from thinking!
I drink exactly as much as I want, and one drink more.
Don't trust people who don't laugh. I don't.
Don't trust a brilliant idea unless it survives the hangover.
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