Drunkenness is nothing but voluntary madness.
Always do sober what you said you'd do drunk. That will teach you to keep your mouth shut.
Man, being reasonable, must get drunk; the best of life is but intoxication.
Every form of addiction is bad, no matter whether the narcotic be alcohol or morphine or idealism.
I believe, if we take habitual drunkards as a class, their heads and their hearts will bear an advantageous comparison with those of any other class. There seems ever to have been a proneness in the brilliant and warm-blooded to fall into this vice.
I drink to make other people interesting.
I have taken more out of alcohol than alcohol has taken out of me.
I may be drunk, Miss, but in the morning I will be sober and you will still be ugly.
Even though a number of people have tried, no one has yet found a way to drink for a living.
The worst thing about some men is that when they are not drunk they are sober.
One reason I don't drink is that I want to know when I am having a good time.
Madam, if you were my wife, I would drink it.
I spent a lot of money on booze, birds and fast cars. The rest I just squandered.
I feel sorry for people who do not have a Bible to lean on.
Candy is dandy, but liquor is quicker.
An alcoholic is someone you don't like who drinks as much as you do.
Alcohol may be man's worst enemy, but the bible says love your enemy.
I like whiskey. I always did, and that is why I never drink it.
If you drink don't drive. Don't even putt.
Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder.
I'm not a heavy drinker, I can sometimes go for hours without touching a drop.
It takes only one drink to get me drunk. The trouble is, I can't remember if it's the thirteenth or the fourteenth.
Alcohol is the anesthesia by which we endure the operation of life.
You're not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on.
When a woman drinks it's as if an animal were drinking, or a child. Alcoholism is scandalous in a woman, and a female alcoholic is rare, a serious matter. It's a slur on the divine in our nature.
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