You can't be a real country unless you have a beer.
Who cares how time advances? I am drinking ale today.
I went on a diet, swore off drinking and heavy eating, and in fourteen days I had lost exactly two weeks.
I like my whisky old and my women young.
Reality is an illusion that occurs due to the lack of alcohol.
The water was not fit to drink. To make it palatable, we had to add whisky. By diligent effort, I learned to like it.
The light music of whiskey falling into glasses made an agreeable interlude.
Give an Irishman lager for a month and he's a dead man. An Irishman's stomach is lined with copper, and the beer corrodes it. But whiskey polishes the copper and is the saving of him.
Many battles have been fought and won by soldiers nourished on beer.
I'm Catholic and I can't commit suicide, but I plan to drink myself to death.
I feel sorry for people who do not have a Bible to lean on.
Wine is constant proof that God loves us and likes to see us happy.
I drink to make other people interesting.
Always do sober what you said you'd do drunk. That will teach you to keep your mouth shut.
Love makes the world go round? Not at all. Whiskey makes it go round twice as fast.
Well, I wish some of you would tell me the brand of whiskey that Grant drinks. I would like to send a barrel of it to my other generals.
Too much of anything is bad, but too much Champagne is just right.
I always take Scotch whiskey at night as a preventive of toothache. I have never had the toothache; and what is more, I never intend to have it.
Without question, the greatest invention in the history of mankind is beer. Oh, I grant you that the wheel was also a fine invention, but the wheel does not go nearly as well with pizza.
Ninety percent I'll spend on good times, women and Irish Whiskey. The other ten percent I'll probably waste.
To some it's a six-pack, to me it's a "support group". Salvation in a can!
My own experience has been that the tools I need for my trade are paper, tobacco, food, and a little whisky.
The proper drinking of Scotch whisky is more than indulgence: it is a toast to civilization, a tribute to the continuity of culture, a manifesto of man's determination to use the resources of nature to refresh mind and body and enjoy to the full the senses with which he has been endowed.
My God, so much I like to drink Scotch that sometimes I think my name is Igor Stra-whiskey.
When you stop drinking, you have to deal with this marvelous personality that started you drinking in the first place.
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