Beer, if drank with moderation, softens the temper, cheers the spirit, and promotes health.
Beer's intellectual. What a shame so many idiots drink it.
Whoever drinks beer, he is quick to sleep; whoever sleeps long, does not sin; whoever does not sin, enters Heaven! Thus, let us drink beer!
You're not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on.
Oh, you hate your job? Why didn't you say so? There's a support group for that. It's called everybody, and they meet at the bar.
I drink when I have occasion, and sometimes when I have no occasion.
You can't drink all day if you don't start in the morning.
There cannot be good living where there is not good drinking.
No soldier can fight unless he is properly fed on beef and beer.
There is no strong beer, just weak men
He that drinks fast, pays slow.
Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy.
There can't be good living where there is not good drinking.
There is an ancient Celtic axiom that says 'Good people drink good beer.' Which is true, then as now. Just look around you in any public barroom and you will quickly see: Bad people drink bad beer. Think about it.
Alcohol may be man's worst enemy, but the bible says love your enemy.
I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence, or insanity to anyone, but they've always worked for me.
One martini is all right. Two are too many, and three are not enough.
Sometimes too much to drink is barely enough.
Life, alas, is very drear. Up with the glass! Down with the beer!
Beer ... a high and mighty liquor.
A little bit of beer is divine medicine.
When I drink, I think; and when I think, I drink.
Good people drink good beer.
Fill with mingled cream and amber, I will drain that glass again. Such hilarious visions clamber Through the chamber of my brain — Quaintest thoughts — queerest fancies Come to life and fade away; What care I how time advances? I am drinking ale today.
I once shook hands with Pat Boone, and my whole right side sobered up!
Nothing ever tasted better than a cold beer on a beautiful afternoon with nothing to look forward to than more of the same.
An oppressive government is more to be feared than a tiger.
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