You can't be a real country unless you have a beer and an airline. It helps if you have some kind of a football team, or some nuclear weapons, but at the very least you need a beer.
I drink to make other people interesting.
He who loves not women, wine, and song Remains a fool his whole life long.
Beer, it's the best damn drink in the world.
The problem with the world is that everyone is a few drinks behind.
Beer. Now there's a temporary solution!
Drinking beer doesn't make you fat, it makes you lean...Against bars, tables, chairs, and poles.
I have taken more out of alcohol than alcohol has taken out of me.
A woman drove me to drink and I didn't even have the decency to thank her.
Once, during Prohibition, I was forced to live for days on nothing but food and water.
Reality is an illusion that occurs due to the lack of alcohol.
Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder.
An intelligent man is sometimes forced to be drunk to spend time with his fools.
I would not have thought of eating a meal without drinking a beer.
I feel sorry for people who do not have a Bible to lean on.
Homer no function beer well without.
Sir, if you were my husband, I would poison your drink.
Wine is constant proof that God loves us and likes to see us happy.
I may be drunk, Miss, but in the morning I will be sober and you will still be ugly.
They who drink beer will think beer.
A woman is like beer. They look good, they smell good, and you'd step over your own mother just to get one!
I distrust camels, and anyone else who can go a week without a drink.
Give my people plenty of beer, good beer, and cheap beer, and you will have no revolution among them.
In a study, scientists report that drinking beer can be good for the liver. I'm sorry, did I say 'scientists'? I meant Irish people.
Alcohol is the anesthesia by which we endure the operation of life.
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