It is probably not love that makes the world go around, but rather those mutually supportive alliances through which partners recognize their dependence on each other for the achievement of shared and private goals.
Always get married in the morning. That way if it doesn't work out, you haven't wasted the whole day.
I got a Valentine's Day card from my girl. It said, 'Take my heart! Take my arms! Take my lips!' Which is just like her. Keeping the best part for herself.
The perfect love affair is one which is conducted entirely by post.
One should always be in love. That is the reason one should never marry.
Between lovers a little confession is a dangerous thing.
There's a certain part of the contented majority who love anybody who is worth a billion dollars.
The art of love is largely the art of persistence.
The lover is a monotheist who knows that other people worship different gods but cannot himself imagine that there could be other gods.
Better to have loved and lost than to live with regret.
The bravest thing that men do is love women.
Today is February 14th - St. Valentine's day. Women call it Love day, while men name it as Extortion day.
I require only three things of a man. He must be handsome, ruthless and stupid.
All you need is love. But a little chocolate now and then doesn't hurt.
True love comes quietly, without banners or flashing lights. If you hear bells, get your ears checked.
If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?
Love is much nicer to be in than an automobile accident, a tight girdle, a higher tax bracket or a holding pattern over Philadelphia.
Love is that condition in which the happiness of another person is essential to your own.
Men have died from time to time, and worms have eaten them, but not for love.
I love being married. It's so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life.
No one will ever win the battle of the sexes; there's too much fraternizing with the enemy.
Love is a game that two can play and both win.
Instead of getting married again, I'm going to find a woman I don't like and give her a house.
Today is Valentine's Day - or, as men like to call it, Extortion Day!
Behind every successful man is a woman, behind her is his wife.
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