Between lovers a little confession is a dangerous thing.
Behind every successful man is a woman, behind her is his wife.
Like I've always said, love wouldn't be blind if the braille weren't so damned much fun.
If you live to be a hundred, I want to live to be a hundred minus one day so I never have to live without you.
The heart has its reasons of which reason knows nothing.
I love being married. It's so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life.
Men have died from time to time, and worms have eaten them, but not for love.
All you need is love. But a little chocolate now and then doesn't hurt.
True love comes quietly, without banners or flashing lights. If you hear bells, get your ears checked.
Love is that condition in which the happiness of another person is essential to your own.
Today is Valentine's Day - or, as men like to call it, Extortion Day!
No one will ever win the battle of the sexes; there's too much fraternizing with the enemy.
If you have only one smile in you give it to the people you love.
What the world really needs is more love and less paper work.
A kiss is a lovely trick designed by nature to stop speech when words become superfluous.
If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?
Love is much nicer to be in than an automobile accident, a tight girdle, a higher tax bracket or a holding pattern over Philadelphia.
There's a certain part of the contented majority who love anybody who is worth a billion dollars.
Love is a game that two can play and both win.
I require only three things of a man. He must be handsome, ruthless and stupid.
Instead of getting married again, I'm going to find a woman I don't like and give her a house.
One should always be in love. That is the reason one should never marry.
Better to have loved and lost than to live with regret.
Today is February 14th - St. Valentine's day. Women call it Love day, while men name it as Extortion day.
The lover is a monotheist who knows that other people worship different gods but cannot himself imagine that there could be other gods.
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