Don't let schooling interfere with your education.
Musicians can run this state better than politicians. We won't get a lot done in the mornings, but we'll work late and be honest.
When politicians start talking about large groups of their fellow Americans as 'enemies,' it's time for a quiet stir of alertness. Polarizing people is a good way to win an election, and also a good way to wreck a country.
Xmas Trivia: Before it became a major shopping holiday, Christmas is believed to have had a "religious" meaning.
All of us contain Music & Truth, but most of us can't get it out.
At 50, a man can be an ass without being an optimist but not an optimist without being an ass
No real gentleman will tell the naked truth in the presence of ladies.
Alas! those good old days are gone, when a murderer could wipe the stain from his name and soothe his trouble to sleep simply by getting out his blocks and mortar and building an addition to a church.
The only time you should look in your neighbor's bowl is to make sure that they have enough. You don't look in your neighbor's bowl to see if you have as much as them.
All gods are better than their reputation.
No real estate is permanently valuable but the grave.
Gifts of time and love are surely the basic ingredients of a truly merry Christmas.
I would have written a shorter letter, but I did not have the time.
Life is a cruel, horrible joke and I am the punch line.
Steven Alan Green is ONE funny writer ---- Everything I read of yours makes me laugh and think - Not just the kind words about meBut the insights you have for the Comedy racket.You're Barbara Hershey, we are beaches.
People have been telling me I'm a failure and that I'm doing it all wrong for 20 years now. Never trust anybody when they tell you how your story goes. You know your story. You write your own story.
It is a wise child that knows its own father, and an unusual one that unreservedly approves of him.
It was a strange man, a kind of black humorist, a true philosopher. One day he said: "If my books could ensure an increase in the number of murders, well, it will mean that they have been quite useful in some way or another."
The humorist has a good eye for the humbug; he does not always recognize the saint.
When the public starts classifying you as thoughtful, someone given to serious issues, you find yourself declassified as a humorist.
I am billed as a humorist, but of course I am a tragedian at heart.
City wits, country humorists.
If I get big laughs, I'm a comedian. If I get little laughs, I'm a humorist. If I get no laughs, I'm a singer.
Think of what would happen to us... if there were no humorists; life would be one long Congressional Record.
HOMŒOPATHIST, n. The humorist of the medical profession.
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