Sarcastic Quotes - Page 12

• She was a large woman who seemed not so much dressed as upholstered.

  James M. Barrie

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• He knows so little and knows it so fluently.

  Ellen Glasgow

  Knowledge, Littles, Knows

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• A rich man is nothing but a poor man with money.

  W. C. Fields

  Funny, Money, Men

  "Biography/Personal Quotes". www.imdb.com.

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• I don't want to be with someone boring because I'm always laughing. I to play jokes on people and be sarcastic.

  Ashley Benson

  Play, Laughing, People

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• While you remain at home your hair is at the hairdresser's; you take out your teeth at night and sleep tucked away in a hundred cosmetics boxes - even your face does not sleep with you.

  Martial

  Home, Sleep, Night

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• He must have killed a lot of men to have made so much money.

  Moliere

  Money, Men, Made

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• The higher a monkey climbs, the more you see of its behind.

  Joseph Stilwell

  Writing, Monkeys, Funny Business

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• He is the same old sausage, fizzing and sputtering in his own grease.

  Henry James

  Grease, Sausage

  Henry James (2011). “Notes of a Son and Brother and The Middle Years: A Critical Edition”, p.162, University of Virginia Press

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• If there's anything disgusting about the movie business, it's the whoredom of my peers.

  Sean Penn

  Peers, Disgusting, Ifs

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• When a hunter is in a tree stand with high moral values and with the proper hunting ethics and richer for the experience, that hunter is 20 feet closer to God.

  Fred Bear

  God, Hunting, Fishing

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• The characters are so flat and the dialogue so dull you expect it to be one of those movies whose existence is justified by a big final twist. But it's three days after the screening, and still no twist. Maybe it's coming in the mail?

  Kyle Smith

  Character, Twists, Finals

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• They don't hardly make 'em like him any more - but just to be on the safe side, he should be castrated anyway.

  Hunter S. Thompson

  Safe, Sides, Ems

  Hunter S. Thompson (2011). “The Great Shark Hunt: Strange Tales from a Strange Time”, p.217, Simon and Schuster

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• Jazz: Music invented for the torture of imbeciles.

  Henry Van Dyke

  Imbeciles, Jazz, Torture

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• Her skin was white as leprosy.

  Samuel Taylor Coleridge

  White, Skins, Leprosy

  "The Rime of the Ancient Mariner" l. 190 (1798)

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• Why don't you get a haircut? You look like a chrysanthemum.

  P. G. Wodehouse

  Humorous, Looks, Chrysanthemums

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• Familiarity breeds contempt - and children.

  Mark Twain

  Funny, Sex, Children

  Notebook, 1894

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• The male chromosome is an incomplete female chromosome. In other words the male is a walking abortion; aborted at the gene stage. To be male is to be deficient, emotionally limited; maleness is a deficiency disease and males are emotional cripples.

  Valerie Solanas

  Emotional, Abortion, Males

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• Well, I think we ought to let him hang there. Let him twist slowly, slowly in the wind.

  John Ehrlichman

  Thinking, Wind, Twists

  Quoted in Wash. Post, 27 July 1973

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• He strains his conversation through a cigar.

  Hamilton Wright Mabie

  Cigar, Conversation, Strain

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• Gee, what a terrific party. Later on we'll get some fluid and embalm each other.

  Neil Simon

  Funny, Party, Fluid

  Neil Simon (1979). “The collected plays of Neil Simon”, Plume Books

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• The old woman was not only ugly with the ugliness age brings us all but showed signs of formidable ugliness by birth - pickle-jar chin, mainsail ears and a nose like a trigonometry problem. What's more, she had the deep frown and snit wrinkles that come from a lifetime of bad character.

  P. J. O'Rourke

  Character, Wrinkles, Age

  P.J. O'Rourke (2012). “Holidays in Hell”, p.145, Atlantic Books Ltd

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• If he ever had a bright idea it would be beginner's luck.

  William Lashner

  Ideas, Luck, Beginners

  William Lashner (2009). “Bitter Truth”, p.65, Harper Collins

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• He had a big head and a face so ugly it became almost fascinating.

  Ayn Rand

  Inspirational, Memorable, Ugly

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• He hasn't an enemy in the world - but all his friends hate him.

  Eddie Cantor

  Friendship, Hate, Enemy

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• A narcissist is someone better looking than you are.

  Gore Vidal

  Sarcasm, Cynicism, Narcissist

  FaceBook post by Gore Vidal from Dec 08, 2011

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